Tag Archives: Kardashians

Hook’s How-to-Guide: Dying, Part One – “The Dirt Contract.”

To clarify, I know you don’t require any help with the “dying” part of life. (Even a Kardashian can handle that.) But there’s more to the process of leaving this world than just drawing your last breath, cursing everyone who … Continue reading

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The Hook Visits Pulp Nation. Again.

So I took my sidekick (otherwise known as my daughter), with me to see Ant-Man on Friday. And I wrote about it. You can find that review – and a bunch of other cool stuff – on the virtual pages … Continue reading

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Niagara Falls Comic Con Is Almost Here!

Niagara Falls Comic Con Is Almost Here! Niagara Falls Comic Con Is Almost Here! Niagara Falls Comic Con Is Almost Here! Sorry. They gave away tons of free candy yesterday in the staff cafeteria and my sugar high has only … Continue reading

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It’s Monday! (Which is my only excuse for this post.)

So it’s Monday. Let’s allow that to sink in, shall we? Everyone good? Then we’ll begin. Yesterday was a particularly brutal check-out rush. Like, Game of Thrones brutal. Okay, so no one was skinned alive or murdered during a wedding … Continue reading

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The Hook’s Definitive Rules of Travel.

I’m going to keep this brief, because let’s face facts, our society has become conditioned to switch our focus every ten seconds… I’ve already lost you, haven’t I? Oh well, for those of you who are still here, we’ll jump … Continue reading

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An Open Letter To Shaun Majumder.

Mr. Majumder, You’re a world-class comic and not a psychic, but surely you realize what this post is all about, right? Your “This Beautiful Country” segment on this week’s This Hour Has 22 Minutes has not won you any new … Continue reading

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