Tag Archives: husbands

It HAS To Be Monday…

Posted on 2015/07/20 by The Hook

There’s simply no other explanation for this post.  Despite the tightrope-walk-over-a-wormhole-containing-a-million-shrarknados that is my work life, my mornings are fairly routine: I wake up to the alarm clock’s warning, peel the dog off my legs, carry her downstairs so she … Continue reading →

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A Typical Morning… For Me, At Least.

Posted on 2015/07/16 by The Hook

VAMPIRELOVER (THE WIFE):  (Upon seeing my new hairstyle for the first time.)  Nice cut there, Skippy! ME:  I take it you don’t approve? VL:  You look like a soldier, which is hilarious because you wouldn’t last two minutes in the … Continue reading →

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Wake Up, Boy! There’s A Dead Raccoon In The Driveway!

Posted on 2014/08/24 by The Hook

Certain bloggers wake up to morning sex. Me? I wake up to VampireLover alerting me to a vehicular homicide that ended with the furry, four-legged, victim at the end of my property. There are seven driveways on my street, but … Continue reading →

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A Brief Look Behind The Curtain That Separates My Two Worlds.

Posted on 2014/05/10 by The Hook

There are two worlds in my universe. In one, I’m the world’s only blogging bellman, The Hook, and in the other I am plain ole Robert Hookey. One may seem pedestrian compared to the other, but trust me, they’re equally … Continue reading →

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