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100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #93.

The main reason that Buffy The Vampire Slayer has become one of the most enduring television shows in history is simple: High school really is Hell. Joss Whedon may be many things, not all of them good, but he was … Continue reading

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It’s A Wonder I Survived Elementary School…

If you thought my cringe-worthy, unbelievably-embarrassing moments with the opposite sex started in high school… well then, you really need to rethink everything you thought you knew about The Hook, friends. I’ve been a loser since birth: My mother once … Continue reading

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The Hook On… “Those Types of Movies”.

I like porn. There, I said it. I’m not a deviant nor have I ever been into fifty shades of anything. I don’t drink or consume drugs other than Advil. A cigarette (of any kind) never meets my lips. I’ve … Continue reading

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