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10 Things In 10 Days: Zero Day.

This is it, kids, the end has come. Enjoy. Again, my apologies for the change, but as I’ve had to tell the wife before… I swear my intentions were good, but I just wasn’t up to the task. And now, … Continue reading

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God Bless The Specials.

The Window Lickers. The Stupids. The Inbred Morons. Call them what you will, but encountering the folks who stumble about to the beat of their own psychotic drummer is the best part of being a bellman. The Specials can take … Continue reading

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The North Tower Elevators: Two Mentally Bankrupt Girls

One cold winter’s day in 2008, two young girls threw themselves at the north tower elevator doors as they began their circuit-directed dance towards one another – giggling all the while – barely squeezing their tightly-wrapped, nubile, twenty-something forms through … Continue reading

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Well, I’m no Detective William Murdoch of the Toronto Constabulary, but…

I do all right. To begin with, it has to be stated for the record that I’m one lucky son of a bitch. It certainly doesn’t feel that way, but its true. As a bellman I’m in a unique position … Continue reading

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Two Morally Bankrupt Girls: Part Two, The Motherlovin’ Sequel.

Where were we? Buzzing bags, group sex (sorta), simultaneous orgasms, well-timed Hook humor… Oh yeah, I got it. CLICK HERE, PEOPLE! All caught up? Good. Let’s continue, shall we? The gals had their room assignment and keys already, so we … Continue reading

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Two Morally Bankrupt Girls: Part One.

In the beginning, when the world was young and free of the scourge of Kris Jenner’s progeny,  a traveler was pretty much on his/her own when it came to answering questions such as: “Where can I find the best trees … Continue reading

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Apparently Pillow Talk is Overrated These Days…

They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned; we’ve all heard that warning, right? They’ve been saying it for centuries. So why is it, in the year 2012, so many young horny idiots are still choosing to ignore … Continue reading

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