Tag Archives: Ginger Lynn

The Hook On… “Those Types of Movies”.

I like porn. There, I said it. I’m not a deviant nor have I ever been into fifty shades of anything. I don’t drink or consume drugs other than Advil. A cigarette (of any kind) never meets my lips. I’ve … Continue reading

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Epic Romantic Fails.

Well, it’s February, kiddies! Sorry, I all assumed you were too poor to afford a calendar. I’m so ashamed. At any rate, this is the month we all get to obsess over the outcome of one single day. And do … Continue reading

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Praise is Cheap… But Priceless.

January 4, 2016: I’m writing these words to you fine people in the midst of what has been a hellish day, to say the least. The wife had a sleepless night for all the wrong reasons; a minor dental emergency … Continue reading

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The Road So Far…

There are certain phrases a bellman should never, ever utter – under any circumstances.  “No that’s all right… you don’t have to tip me.” “You’re right, Ginger Lynn wasn’t the hottest porn star of all time.” “Yes, Mr. or Mrs. … Continue reading

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A Look Back At The 80s: Hook Style!

BEFORE WE BEGIN, TWO FUN FACTS:  #1.  Someone in the hotel ordered an 18-year-old Wednesday Addams look-alike hooker at 6:30 a.m. this morning. (She left – sans smile and dignity – by 7:21 a.m.) Talk about your breakfast of champions. … Continue reading

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