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Misadventures In Modern Parenting: Travel Edition – With Shantelle Bisson and The Hook.
It’s the bane of every traveling parent’s existence: what to do when their kids act like monsters while away from home. Do you open a can of whup-ass all over them in public? Or do you wait until you’re alone … Continue reading
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Tagged family travelling, Parenting, Shantelle Bisson, The Hook, travel
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Room 1504: Arthur
Dying is easy. Anything with a pulse can die. But when the End finally arrives and the Reaper comes for us, how many of us can say we’ve truly lived? Buckle up, folks, this one gets a little rough. I’ve … Continue reading
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Tagged Don Knotts, family travelling, hotels, Lindsay Lohan, The Andy Griffith Show, Three's Company
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Five Simple Tips To Actually Enjoy Your Vacation: Part 5.
I hate to lead with bad news, but here goes: to truly enjoy a successful vacation you’re going to have to go back to school. Sort of. That’s right, folks, to truly have fun you need to do your homework. … Continue reading
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Tagged Animal House, Disney, families, family travelling, NaBloPoMo, Red Bull
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The Hook’s Definitive Rules of Travel.
I’m going to keep this brief, because let’s face facts, our society has become conditioned to switch our focus every ten seconds… I’ve already lost you, haven’t I? Oh well, for those of you who are still here, we’ll jump … Continue reading
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Tagged Batman, family travelling, hotels, Jack Bauer, Johnson, Kardashians, Kris Jenner, Madonna, pillows, serial killers, The Hook, travel, Underoos
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My Feelings on Deconstructionists and an Excerpt From Book Two.
Hello, I’m The Hook and this is what’s on my mind at the moment. Ironically, there is very little occurring between my ears at the moment. My synapses are frozen solid by the frigid Canadian winter that has blasted its … Continue reading
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Tagged family travelling, hookers who frequent hotels, hotels, traveling, travelling
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The Perils of Modern Technology, Thieving Seniors, and… a Hard Core Aquaman?
Last Sunday proved eventful enough to stand on its own, so here’s how the rest of the week turned out… MONDAY: I just wasn’t feeling very hospitable this morning, which is not conducive to functioning efficiently in a 965 room … Continue reading →