Tag Archives: elevators

10 Things In 10 Days: Zero Day.

This is it, kids, the end has come. Enjoy. Again, my apologies for the change, but as I’ve had to tell the wife before… I swear my intentions were good, but I just wasn’t up to the task. And now, … Continue reading

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10 Things In 10 Days: #6.

I love elevators. (Though, to be clear, I will be visiting an elevator-related issue in the near future. But for now let’s keep things positive, shall we?) #96:  Things you Overhear In Elevators. As I was saying typing, elevators are … Continue reading

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An Elevator Ride With The Hook…

…is never boring, kids. The average elevator ride is ninety seconds. In spite of what your husbands may have led you to believe, ladies, it is quite difficult to extract extreme amounts of pressure from ninety seconds. The exception, however, … Continue reading

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A Ten Second Adventure.

To be clear, this isn’t a behind-the-scenes look at my sex tape. (“The Adult Film No One Asked For!”) This is a literal glimpse into what goes on when I get into an elevator with two horny foreigners. Intrigued? I … Continue reading

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Sometimes Bits ‘n Bites Are All I Get.

A bellman truly is a fly on the wall – that often gets swatted away far too soon. No wonder my ears are always ringing… At any rate, today’s glorious ode to life in the hospitality trenches and virtual literature … Continue reading

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Some Guys Don’t Even Try…

Then again, they don’t really have to, do they? This duo stretched my sanity, no doubt about it. TIM:  Baby, when we get to the room I’m going to fuck you blind! JENNIFER:  TIM! TIM:  Fine, Jenny… When we get … Continue reading

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