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100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #90.

Taste is the most powerful of all our senses. Discuss among yourselves – but do it later, I have business to conduct right now. And today that business begins with that distinctive “pop, pop” sound of… You guessed it… Gunfire. … Continue reading

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Ever Wonder How A Bellman’s Day Begins?

A young female guest on the street with a Tom Baker-era Doctor Who hat and scarf. Two ultra-horny middle-aged guests furiously dry-humping in the foyer of the hotel’s employee entrance. A faulty punch clock. (Gotta love modern technology, right?) Two … Continue reading

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