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The Road So Far…

There are certain phrases a bellman should never, ever utter – under any circumstances.  “No that’s all right… you don’t have to tip me.” “You’re right, Ginger Lynn wasn’t the hottest porn star of all time.” “Yes, Mr. or Mrs. … Continue reading

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I’ll Probably Never Reach Nirvana, But At Least I’ll Have Fun Trying…

In my ongoing quest to be the best Hook I can be, I’ve been doing some soul searching and I’ve come to an inescapable conclusion. I’m like a one hit wonder. Minus the one hit, of course. Moving on… Over … Continue reading

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