Tag Archives: crazy hotel guests

And Now, A Carlinesque Post.

Posted on 2014/02/19 by The Hook

As a bellman I’m often exposed to humanity’s uglier qualities like intolerance and self-loathing. I need an emotional Hazmat suit. Do they make those? Never mind, I know what you’re thinking: “Yes they do, Hook. It’s called vodka.” People in … Continue reading →

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My Crazy Bellman Life: Myths and Facts.

Posted on 2013/06/02 by The Hook

FACT:  Millions of souls have passed through my lobby over the years, each of them distinct and separate from the whole of humanity in their own way. MYTH:  Beyond familial, social or employment bonds, each of these individuals has no real connection … Continue reading →

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The Dirtiest Word in the Hotel Biz is….

Posted on 2013/03/29 by The Hook

Anyone care to hazard a guess? I’ll give you a hint: It’s not “cockroach” or “bed bug” (yes, that’s technically two words, but go easy on me, I’m tired.) or any sort of insect, for that matter. And it’s not … Continue reading →

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Put THAT In Your Blog, Hook!

Posted on 2012/08/27 by The Hook

  Another typical Friday recently came and went… Big families – with big loads of luggage. Wacky wives and cranky husbands. Overstimulated rugrats. Hordes of travelers tripping all over each other, eager to reach – and terrorize – their next … Continue reading →

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Meet Pyscho-Man!

Posted on 2012/08/25 by The Hook

There are days that serve to remind me how blessed I truly am to be in a position to see the best and worst humanity has to offer. Seriously. I can be deep sometimes, you know! I recently lived through … Continue reading →

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Summertime Fun With The Hook!

Posted on 2012/07/09 by The Hook

A couple sits in the lobby, side-by-side, but worlds apart. They are transfixed, no, hypnotized by the light glow of their screens. Their three-year-old son sits at their feet, his gentle pleas for attention completely ignored. HE is… Thirty-something. Dressed … Continue reading →

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Anatomy of a Bell Call….

Posted on 2012/06/21 by The Hook

12:54 P.M.:  I arrive at a room – at the guest’s request – only to be told, through a partially opened door, “I need ten minutes! Check next door, they have bags too!”  TRAVEL TIP: Request a bellman…  When you … Continue reading →

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“Fat, Drunk And Stupid is No Way To Go Through Life, Miss…”

Posted on 2012/01/28 by The Hook

It is 12:42 PM on Friday, January 20. At this moment I deeply regret my decision to don a bellman’s uniform and serve the public. To say the least. At 12:05 PM I went to a room to help a family bring … Continue reading →

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The Universe is Truly a Marvel to Behold…

Posted on 2011/12/19 by The Hook

  Do you feel that? The universe is shifting; the balance of things has turned in The Hook’s favor. Seriously. If you’ve been paying attention you’ll see that my last few posts have achieved an equilibrium. It’s true, I’ve had … Continue reading →

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