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10 Things In 10 Days: #4. (We’re Rollin’ Now, Baby!)

All right, since we’re on a roll with posts dedicated to the examination of female guests, let’s jump into a category that may infuriate the feminists among you. Though, not if you have a sense of humor. #94:  Drunk Bitches. … Continue reading

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10 Things In 10 Days: #8.

With the possible exception of bacon popsicles (made from frozen bacon grease) they are the perfect summer food. Yes, I am referring to… #98:  Ice Cream Sangwiches. They cool you off when summer has depleted your internal water reserves. They’re … Continue reading

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10 Things In 10 Days: #9.

More bellman bitchin’, served up hot and ready for your dining pleasure, friends. #99: Travelers Who Develop Instantaneous Amnesia. While I’m perfectly willing to acknowledge how difficult it can be to keep one’s head above water financially these days, if … Continue reading

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10 Things in 10 Days (Maybe): #10.

Here we go, one hundred things – some good, some bad – from my oft-fevered mind. (Hey, it’s better than no material at all, right?) Enjoy! #100: Travelers Who Can’t Count. One of my duties as a bellman is to … Continue reading

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