Tag Archives: children

On This Day…

Posted on 2019/05/11 by The Hook

There’s so much I want to say to you that I didn’t say while we were both sitting in that hospital room surrounded by a cacophony of beeping devices, moans, soft, desperate pleas for help and the occasional chirping bird … Continue reading →

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An Open Letter To The Cast Of Hamilton The Broadway Musical.

Posted on 2017/04/08 by The Hook

Good people of the revolution – and King George, My name is Robert, but you can all me The Hook. (Everyone else does.) On Wednesday, the fifth of April, my daughter and I did journey from our humble home in … Continue reading →

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Let The REAL Summer Games Begin…

Posted on 2016/05/30 by The Hook

I spent a lot of time with my grandmother when I was a wee lad (yes, I actually was a young, innocent, non-snarky child once) living in St. Catharines, Ontario; my time with her shaped my life in ways I … Continue reading →

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Meet The Greatest Parents Ever.

Posted on 2015/05/23 by The Hook

The tale you are about to read is the unvarnished, chillingly-real truth. The participants are far too stupid to be anything but non-fictional. Saturday, May 23, 8:20 am.  The hallway of an unnamed Niagara Falls luxury hotel. I arrived, cart … Continue reading →

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A Guest Post (Kinda, Sorta) From Miss Four Eyes.

Posted on 2013/05/20 by The Hook

A BRIEF JOKE FROM THE HOOK VACATIONING ZOMBIE: (Chuckling like a fat guy, which he was.) I’d love to tip you, Boss, but I don’t believe in tipping! THE HOOK: Well, some people don’t believe in the female orgasm, sir, but that doesn’t nullify … Continue reading →

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