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I’m No Expert…

I’m no expert but if a guy is planning on embarking on a March Break road trip with his family and several others, you’d think he’d want to pay close attention to the itinerary, right? For example, if a middle-aged … Continue reading

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10 Things In 10 Days: #6.

I love elevators. (Though, to be clear, I will be visiting an elevator-related issue in the near future. But for now let’s keep things positive, shall we?) #96:  Things you Overhear In Elevators. As I was saying typing, elevators are … Continue reading

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The Cheatin’ Heart Suite: The Rules of Engagement.

In a perfect world, on a perfect street, in a perfect dwelling, complete with ten disgustingly huge rooms, an authentic Batcave and a state-of-the-art movie theater where you don’t have to take out a loan to get popcorn, each of … Continue reading

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It’s A New Dawn, It’s A New Day.

But it’s not a new life. No, my life is as it as ever been: lived in relative obscurity but far from uneventful. In fact, I have reached an epiphany of sorts; I have to stop kidding myself when it … Continue reading

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Valentine’s Day Through The Hook’s Eyes.

So they tell me something called “Valentine’s Day” is around the corner. Personally, I’ve always assumed this “holiday” was an urban legend like the female orgasm or a period in human history without the deliciously horrific taint of the Kardashians. … Continue reading

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