Tag Archives: Charlie Sheen

“Boy, That Was Quick!”

And yes, that is what she said. And it’s also what you’re going top be thinking after reading this one, friends. Incidentally, assuming I’ve done my job correctly, you’ll also be thinking: “Well, at least that was so hilarious my … Continue reading

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Hook’s How-to-Guide: Dying, Part One – “The Dirt Contract.”

To clarify, I know you don’t require any help with the “dying” part of life. (Even a Kardashian can handle that.) But there’s more to the process of leaving this world than just drawing your last breath, cursing everyone who … Continue reading

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The Huffington Post Canada Hates Me.

(It’s not really a title. Just a statement of fact.) How about… “The Most Anti-Valentine’s Day Post Ever”? No? Well that’s all I have. Let’s get this sucker started, shall we? It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day… It’s … Continue reading

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Anatomy of a March Break Bell Call.

HOOK’S NOTE: A glossary of terms is necessary for the uninitiated among you to enjoy this particular post and so I have included one. You’re welcome. Bell Call:  This is what The Hook does to pay the bills. When a … Continue reading

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Reflections On The Human Condition And An Ironic Plug.

FRIDAY, MAY 3, 2013, 2:30 p.m.: A beautiful blonde in her twenties checks in: her appearance is a billboard for every high-end clothing, make-up and handbag manufacturer in North America. Her hair is perfectly styled and spring-loaded into a bun. … Continue reading

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Black Box Warnings, Charlie Sheen Wannabes, and An Incredible Comic Con Announcement.

Before we begin, click here and you’ll be directed to Black Box Warnings, a safe haven where bloggers can share another side of themselves, free of the restrictions of their individual blogs. It’s my turn today. If you’d like to … Continue reading

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Fun With Horny Idiots!

I haven’t tracked down the cause, but this Easter weekend seemed to draw every nutjob out from under every rock in The Hook’s neck of the woods. Maybe the Easter Bunny has been hanging out with Charlie Sheen and he … Continue reading

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The Hook’s Travel Tips or “How To Avoid Looking Like A Complete Douche While On Vacation.”

Foreplay is overrated at times (sorry, ladies) so let ‘s get right to it, shall we?   PURCHASE A SUITCASE, YOU CHEAP BUGGER! A laundry basket is for laundry, a garbage bag is for garbage and a hockey bag is … Continue reading

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“Weekend Hookers”

I think most of us can agree that as a modern society, we tend to size each other up pretty quickly. After toiling in the hospitality industry for over a decade, The Hook has developed the  ability to assess a … Continue reading

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