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Tag Archives: Charlie Sheen
“Boy, That Was Quick!”
And yes, that is what she said. And it’s also what you’re going top be thinking after reading this one, friends. Incidentally, assuming I’ve done my job correctly, you’ll also be thinking: “Well, at least that was so hilarious my … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Charlie Sheen, hotels, Jewish families, Jews, Passover, The Hook
27 Comments
The Huffington Post Canada Hates Me.
(It’s not really a title. Just a statement of fact.) How about… “The Most Anti-Valentine’s Day Post Ever”? No? Well that’s all I have. Let’s get this sucker started, shall we? It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day… It’s … Continue reading
Anatomy of a March Break Bell Call.
HOOK’S NOTE: A glossary of terms is necessary for the uninitiated among you to enjoy this particular post and so I have included one. You’re welcome. Bell Call: This is what The Hook does to pay the bills. When a … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Canadian March Break, Charlie Sheen, March Break, the Kardashians, tipping, Tom Petty
72 Comments
Reflections On The Human Condition And An Ironic Plug.
FRIDAY, MAY 3, 2013, 2:30 p.m.: A beautiful blonde in her twenties checks in: her appearance is a billboard for every high-end clothing, make-up and handbag manufacturer in North America. Her hair is perfectly styled and spring-loaded into a bun. … Continue reading
Black Box Warnings, Charlie Sheen Wannabes, and An Incredible Comic Con Announcement.
Before we begin, click here and you’ll be directed to Black Box Warnings, a safe haven where bloggers can share another side of themselves, free of the restrictions of their individual blogs. It’s my turn today. If you’d like to … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Black Box Warnings, Charlie Sheen, Hookers, Lou Ferrigno, old men, weddings
50 Comments
The Hook’s Travel Tips or “How To Avoid Looking Like A Complete Douche While On Vacation.”
Foreplay is overrated at times (sorry, ladies) so let ‘s get right to it, shall we? PURCHASE A SUITCASE, YOU CHEAP BUGGER! A laundry basket is for laundry, a garbage bag is for garbage and a hockey bag is … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life, Postaweek2011, Travel, Uncategorized
Tagged Batman, Charlie Sheen, cheap, Douche, Family Vacation, travel
44 Comments
“Weekend Hookers”
I think most of us can agree that as a modern society, we tend to size each other up pretty quickly. After toiling in the hospitality industry for over a decade, The Hook has developed the ability to assess a … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Employees, Humor, Social Commentary, Travel
Tagged Brand, Charlie Sheen, Coach, douchebag, Guess, hooker, Hotel, Juicy Couture, prostitute, Snooki, The Hook
6 Comments
Fun With Horny Idiots!
I haven’t tracked down the cause, but this Easter weekend seemed to draw every nutjob out from under every rock in The Hook’s neck of the woods. Maybe the Easter Bunny has been hanging out with Charlie Sheen and he … Continue reading →