Tag Archives: Benjamin Wallace

Apparently Pillow Talk is Overrated These Days…

They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned; we’ve all heard that warning, right? They’ve been saying it for centuries. So why is it, in the year 2012, so many young horny idiots are still choosing to ignore … Continue reading

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Loser Like The Hook…

“Anyone with $500 can call himself an author these days.” -Anonymous reviewer. As you can see, not only is my friend Anonymous not a fan of self-publishing, he’s definitely not a fan of yours truly. Although he sent me this … Continue reading

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