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Tag Archives: Batman
Superhero Progenitors, My Wife, And My Non-Mutant Healing Factor.
I’ve spent this summer feeling like a total dumbass and so that’s the subject for today, kiddies. According to Dr. Phil perception is reality. (Don’t judge me.) In other words, if you believe you’re a total dumbass, then that’s who … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Batman, dumbasses, Kim Kardashian, superheroes, Thor, Wolverine
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Ten Ways To Know If You’re Traveling With A Comic Book Geek…
As a bellman I often encounter couples who are traveling together for the first time. I recently met a young lady who was dismayed to discover her new beau was a connoisseur of all things super-heroic. She should have been … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Batman, batman tv series, Batmobile, comic book geeks, Kristen Lamb, The Bellman Chronicles, travel
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The Hook’s Travel Tips or “How To Avoid Looking Like A Complete Douche While On Vacation.”
Foreplay is overrated at times (sorry, ladies) so let ‘s get right to it, shall we? PURCHASE A SUITCASE, YOU CHEAP BUGGER! A laundry basket is for laundry, a garbage bag is for garbage and a hockey bag is … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life, Postaweek2011, Travel, Uncategorized
Tagged Batman, Charlie Sheen, cheap, Douche, Family Vacation, travel
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The Hook Pulls A Fonzie…
THE TIME AND PLACE: A typical Monday morning in the same old place, which ironically, manages to remain exciting and different every day! THE SETTING: A nondescript service elevator; run by a control panel with a bad attitude. Seriously, this … Continue reading →