Category Archives: Postaweek2011

There Are No Simple Questions When You’re The Hook!

Before We Begin:  This post was written a year ago, hence the tension laced throughout. I’ve actually mellowed since, but I thought you’d like this piece nonetheless. After all, who doesn’t love a good rant, right? Enjoy. QUESTION: What do … Continue reading

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It’s All Quiet On The Western Front…

So what the heck am I going to write about? Here are the facts: Monday was dead. Deader than dead, in fact. Whatever that means. Tuesday? Still dead. My colleague and I spent 45 minutes without saying a single word to … Continue reading

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The Hook Becomes Patient Zero!

A TALE OF TWO HOOKS! The first half of this post was written before I found myself struck down by a nasty flu bug. I’m obviously back in the game now, but only at half-power, so the last half of … Continue reading

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The Cranky Old Lady, The Degenerate Gambler and The Hook!

I really suck at titles.. At any rate, let’s get back into the swing of things, shall we? But first… TO VAMPIRELOVER AND ALL MY FRIENDS OUT THERE… Behind every sick, whiny man there’s a woman to make him soup, … Continue reading

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Holiday Hi-jinks!

Where to begin? What about a Travel Tip? LET YOUR KIDS BE KIDS! Too many people send their children to my desk to secure a cart. Never mind the fact there are over 900 rooms in my hotel and thousands of strangers … Continue reading

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Boxing Day Shenanigans With The Hook!

  To be clear, my Boxing Day does not consist of battles with strangers for a deal on electronics or bedding accessories. But that doesn’t mean there isn’t a conflict or two. The usual hi-jinks are doubled over the holidays. … Continue reading

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The Edge of Christmas – And The Hook’s Limits!

THE SCENE: Early Saturday morning – Christmas Eve to be exact – at the Bell Desk. The phone rings. INQUISITIVE FEMALE GUEST: Yes, I am in room… It should be noted the not technically young lady had a heavy Old Country accent, which … Continue reading

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It IS Christmas, Right?

I keep checking my calendar; I can’t help it. My home is beautifully decorated. My dogs have their treats under the tree. My daughter even has a brand-new Christmas light-up sweater – courtesy of VampireLover, of course! There isn’t any … Continue reading

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THE HOOK’S DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO TIPPING AND SERVICE.

First off, this post was inspired by my fellow blogger Nicole of  nicoleandgwendolyn.com, who inspired me to revisit my feelings about my profession. Here are some of the results. THE BASICS… Be nice – to everyone. It’s not always easy, … Continue reading

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The Universe is Truly a Marvel to Behold…

  Do you feel that? The universe is shifting; the balance of things has turned in The Hook’s favor. Seriously. If you’ve been paying attention you’ll see that my last few posts have achieved an equilibrium. It’s true, I’ve had … Continue reading

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