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Tales of the modern (douchebag) traveler

100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #19.

Posted on 2020/02/07 by The Hook

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender immediately calls the Humane Society while wondering how the horse got the doors open in the first place. Okay, so I may have told that joke incorrectly but there’s an 18% chance … Continue reading →

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100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #20.

Posted on 2020/01/31 by The Hook

I, Robert “The Hook” Hookey, am a people person. I hope you weren’t drinking coffee, or anything else for that  matter, as you read that opening line – because now it’s no doubt all over your phone, screen or tablet. … Continue reading →

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Blue Monday Can Go Duck Itself!

Posted on 2020/01/20 by The Hook

(I promised my kid I’d curse less. But it’s duckin’ hard.) So anyway, it’s Blue Monday, the name given to a day in January deemed to be the most depressing day of the year. And who do we have to … Continue reading →

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100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #21.

Posted on 2019/12/23 by The Hook

Death is not to be feared. Sure, dying can be quite painful if you don’t experience it while in a coma or within seconds, like if you’re slowly crushed under an overturned oxcart or some other equally slow, painful fate. … Continue reading →

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100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself #22.

Posted on 2019/12/21 by The Hook

I think that even though humanity is pretty much tearing itself to ribbons theses days over impeachment, whether or not Trudeau is a douchebag, and the Peloton commercial, humanity can still agree on three things:  Moving to a new living … Continue reading →

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Random Thoughts On A Winter’s Morn.

Posted on 2019/12/07 by The Hook

The hot cleansing water feels good against his skin, washing the grime and sweat away from his weary form. His body aches as the rigors of age set in once more. An irrefutable truth dawns : There are fewer days … Continue reading →

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100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself #23.

Posted on 2019/12/04 by The Hook

It may get a bad rep and even though there are a gazillion different platforms and channels out there now, and nothing to watch at times, television allows us to collectively share experiences that can change our lives and perspectives. … Continue reading →

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100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #24.

Posted on 2019/12/01 by The Hook

What do you get when you mix a holiday tale of two army vets turned mega-successful musical producers, a sister act featuring two of the most beautiful actresses to ever grace the screen, a former general in dire financial straits … Continue reading →

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100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #25.

Posted on 2019/11/26 by The Hook

Let’s begin with a proverb that has endless variations, beginning in the 13th century, what do you say? What’s that? You say you didn’t realize this was “The Big Blog of Outdated Poetic Crap” and you’re going back to RedTube? … Continue reading →

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100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #26.

Posted on 2019/11/22 by The Hook

Redemption. It means different things to different people; to most of us it’s a word we see solely in fiction. “She was a warrior on a quest of redemption for accidentally poisoning her entire tribe of Amazons with the wrong … Continue reading →

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