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Tales of the modern (douchebag) traveler

An Open Letter To The Cast Of Hamilton The Broadway Musical.

Good people of the revolution – and King George, My name is Robert, but you can all me The Hook. (Everyone else does.) On Wednesday, the fifth of April, my daughter and I did journey from our humble home in … Continue reading

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Them.

I watch them from the daylight shadows. I watch them from my fortification of plastic, wood and marble, tucked away in a corner of a rotunda. I watch them from the corner of their vision. I am invisible, even when … Continue reading

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Saving Hope Only Has A Few Months To Live…

…But those few months are going to be glorious. And heart-breaking. And gut-wrenching. And well, you get the point, right? For millions of viewers like my daughter and myself, Saving Hope has become a part of the fabric of our … Continue reading

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“As Niagara Falls”? More Like “As An Axe Grinds”…

As a Niagara Falls bellman I find myself answering a variety of queries from travelers but one always makes me smile – and no it doesn’t have anything to do with where a tourist can find a case of Cool … Continue reading

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5×5 With The Hook: Noelle Carbone.

Noelle Carbone is responsible for some of the slickest, most ground-breaking and unbelievably-well-written TV moments in recent memory. Though if you ask her, she’ll deny it vehemently. But what else can you expect from a Canadian, right? Being humble is … Continue reading

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I’m No Expert… Sunday Morning Edition.

I’m no expert but I would think that a mother for whom the safety of her brood is supposedly-paramount would exercise extreme caution when carrying out said protection. Case in point: a mommy dearest who, in her zeal to protect … Continue reading

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An Open Letter To CBC Haters Everywhere.

Hello there, you angry, angry souls. It’s 2017, there are literally a million targets more deserving of your ire and scorn in Canada alone, to say nothing of the United States of Donald Trump… But what do you choose to … Continue reading

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