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Category Archives: Holidays
The Bellman Chronicles Is “Live” On The Kindle!
The final hurdle has been overcome: my love letter to the hospitality industry is now available on the Kindle store. That’s pretty much it, folks. I’d love it if everyone bought it – it’s a steal $4.99 – but even … Continue reading
10 Terrible Things About Summer: Bellman Edition!
Yes, you’re still reading You’ve Been Hooked! Bear with me, okay? I know how busy we all are this summer, so here is a quick – but hopefully enjoyable – read. I hope it brings you some respite from the … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Hotel Employees, Hotel Life, Humor, Life, Postaweek2012, Social Commentary, Travel, Uncategorized
Tagged Alice Cooper, Amazon.com, Baggage cart, Family, Kim Kardashian, Lolita, summer travelers, travel, vacation
53 Comments
Summertime Fun With The Hook!
A couple sits in the lobby, side-by-side, but worlds apart. They are transfixed, no, hypnotized by the light glow of their screens. Their three-year-old son sits at their feet, his gentle pleas for attention completely ignored. HE is… Thirty-something. Dressed … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Hotel Employees, Hotel Life, Humor, Life
Tagged Amazon Kindle, Amazon.com, crazy hotel guests, summer crowds, The Bellman Chronicles, travel, vacation
39 Comments
SUMMER’S HERE! TIME FOR A TRAVEL TIP – OR TWO…
There has been a fundamental shift in the hospitality industry that has forced front-line personnel like myself to adjust the manner in which we carry out our duties. In other words, more and more douchebags have begun to appear on … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Hotel Employees, Hotel Life, Humor, Life, Postaweek2012, Social Commentary, Travel, Uncategorized
Tagged Amazon Kindle, Amazon.com, The Bellman Chronicles, travel, travel tips, vacation, Waiter Rant
45 Comments
More Sunday Morning Shenanigans With the Hook!
You ever have one of those days? We’ve all experienced those moments that make us feel like the puppet masters controlling the universe are out to get us, right? And of course, those moments are intensified when we’re in the … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Hotel Employees, Hotel Life, Humor, Life, Postaweek2012, Social Commentary, Travel, Uncategorized
Tagged Alpha Male, Jersey Shore, old ladies, silver foxes, Sunday, travel, vacation
60 Comments
It’s March Break! The Hook MUST Be Busy, Right?
Wrong. So, so wrong. I have found myself afflicted with a case of the “more-of-the-sames”, a terminal one at that. Between hordes of young adults – in the loosest sense of the word – and modern-day nuclear families, the crowd … Continue reading
What’s Going On With The Hook?
I’ll get right to the point: my life is about to change. Where should I begin? My literary masterpiece – the title is still up in the air – has cleared the editing process and now the real fun starts: … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Hotel Employees, Hotel Life, Humor, Life, Postaweek2012, Social Commentary, Travel, Uncategorized
Tagged Bullet News Niagara, Family, scotiabank, travel, vacation, web publication, Wordpress
132 Comments
There’s A Reason Why It’s Called “Family Day”, Not “Fun Day”!
Family Day is the third Monday of February and observed as a public (or statutory) holiday in the three Canadian provinces of Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Ontario. (Manitoba celebrates Louis Riel Day and it’s Islander Day in Prince Edward Island.) In … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Hotel Employees, Hotel Life, Humor, Life, Postaweek2012, Social Commentary, Travel, Uncategorized
Tagged Family Day, Family day 2012, Niagara Falls Comic Con, travellers
76 Comments
Boxing Day Shenanigans With The Hook!
To be clear, my Boxing Day does not consist of battles with strangers for a deal on electronics or bedding accessories. But that doesn’t mean there isn’t a conflict or two. The usual hi-jinks are doubled over the holidays. … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Hotel Employees, Hotel Life, Humor, Life, Postaweek2011, Social Commentary, Travel, Uncategorized
Tagged Boxing Day, Christmas, Jenna Jameson, Supernatural
84 Comments
The Hook Adresses His Critics….
It was recently brought to my attention that my work is considered to be mean-spirited towards tourists, to which I respond with the following query: so what? Is Denis Leary considered a mean person? Is Lewis Black considered a vindictive … Continue reading →