There’s a reason you’ll never hear me say, “Now I’ve seen everything!”
Early this morning, as most of the hotel’s temporary denizens slept peacefully in their temporary beds, a young couple was, as they say, “pitching woo.” Of course, it’s a safe bet most of the hotel’s temporary residents engaged in the same activity the night before.
But this particular coupling was different.
For one thing, the young lovers in question were showing their age, engaging in carnal battle at six am.
For another, the young lady in question moaned “Wakanda forever!” as she climbed that mountain, as they say.
So that was my morning as I delivered almost nine hundred bills. How’s your day been so far?
See you in the lobby and the virtual bookshelves, friends…
You've Been Hooked! 
900 bills? Smells like success
Didn’t feel that way to me as I sweat my tail off delivering them, John.
Okay. Think if there was only one. No sweat but no gain either.
Ah, what would we do without our guests to give us ideas for stories??
Well, I should be blogging about my book, but I’m too disheartened at the moment to even write Book Two, never mind promote my already-published work.
The self-marketing is the hardest part of the entire process. Keep forging ahead! Won’t it be nice when we are able to do a book signing??
Absolutely!
I can’t wait for the world to reach a balance, a way of co-existing with Covid-19.
Well, I guess there are worse things she could have been yelling, “Donald Rumsfeld!” for example…
Fair point.
I would surely love to be standing in the hallway when they exit the room. My curiosity would be overwhelmed to see who would scream that at that moment and who would inspire that reaction. OK, if I am honest I am more curious about who would inspire that reaction. (Insert when Harry met Sally quote here).
That particular declaration of lust does inspire a great deal of curiosity, doesn’t it?
Hahaha!! 900 bills smells like $$$ coming in.
But not for me, sadly.
The hotel still hasn’t returned to its full-service roots.
Sigh!
I’ve never heard the expression pitching woo! And what is Wakanda? Something out of the black panther movie?
“Pitching woo” is a term for lovemaking form the “olden days”, English, and Wakanda is indeed the fictional home of the Black Panther.