Just Another Sunday…

There’s a reason you’ll never hear me say, “Now I’ve seen everything!”

Early this morning, as most of the hotel’s temporary denizens slept peacefully in their temporary beds, a young couple was, as they say, “pitching woo.” Of course, it’s a safe bet most of the hotel’s temporary residents engaged in the same activity the night before.

But this particular coupling was different.

For one thing, the young lovers in question were showing their age, engaging in carnal battle at six am.

For another, the young lady in question moaned “Wakanda forever!” as she climbed that mountain, as they say.

So that was my morning as I delivered almost nine hundred bills. How’s your day been so far?

See you in the lobby and the virtual bookshelves, friends…

About The Hook

Husband. Father. Bellman. Author of The Bellman Chronicles. Reader of comic books and observer and chronicler of the human condition. And to my wife's eternal dismay, a mere mortal and non-vampire. I'm often told I look like your uncle, cousin, etc. If I wore a hat, I'd hang it on a hat rack in my home in Niagara Falls, Canada. You can call me The Hook, everyone else does.
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16 Responses to Just Another Sunday…

  1. 900 bills? Smells like success

  2. Ah, what would we do without our guests to give us ideas for stories??

  3. Doug in Sugar Pine says:

    Well, I guess there are worse things she could have been yelling, “Donald Rumsfeld!” for example…

  4. I would surely love to be standing in the hallway when they exit the room. My curiosity would be overwhelmed to see who would scream that at that moment and who would inspire that reaction. OK, if I am honest I am more curious about who would inspire that reaction. (Insert when Harry met Sally quote here).

  5. Jennie says:

    Hahaha!! 900 bills smells like $$$ coming in.

  6. englishrose659 says:

    I’ve never heard the expression pitching woo! And what is Wakanda? Something out of the black panther movie?

    • The Hook says:

      “Pitching woo” is a term for lovemaking form the “olden days”, English, and Wakanda is indeed the fictional home of the Black Panther.

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