To be perfectly honest… my mind is pretty much a blank right now.
Except for personal challenges and random thoughts that flash by while I’m stuck on the crapper for hours, that is. (IBS rules!) At any rate, here are a few random thoughts I’ve had today.
Enjoy, and don’t blame me, blame television for making me this way.
The Wild Ride has reached San Diego Comic Con! I am insanely-jealous of Susie Lindau right now. Then again, what else is new? She’s talented beyond measure, she’s a survivor and she’s eternally optimistic.
She really is the perfect human being that I’m not married to.
Incidentally, Susie is the cutie on the left. She’ll steal your heart and your secrets, apparently…
Spicer has left the
White House building. At least now he’ll have more time to hang out in the bushes. But seriously, the Trump saga is going to be so boring from now on. Yes, I realize how that sounds. Shut up.
Who would’ve thought that “Old Spice” would be the one member of Donny’s inner circle to show some backbone and stand up for what he believes in? What’s America coming to?
He was a lousy father but we loved him anyway. Actor John Heard, famous as the world’s most forgetful dad in the Home Alone series, has passed away. Heard was an accomplished character actor and by all accounts, a great guy. It’s a cliché but it’s true… he will be deeply missed.
“Don’t screw with me, Hook! I’ll haunt your ass!”
Donald Trump Jr. is still a lying putz. That’s it. What else is there to say, really?
This guy embodies everything that is wrong with America. And the world really. The video below says it all, but let me say this: While I can be quick on the trigger myself at times (metaphorically, of course; I’ve never held a gun in my life) this moron is a menace to society and service vehicles everywhere.
Whatever happened to restraint? Or compassion for innocent motorized vehicles? The true measure of a man is whether or not he can suffer fools (as he perceives them) gladly without resorting to, “Marge, get my gun!”
O.J. is free at last! I wonder if he’ll return to Niagara eventually? (I served the controversial Mr. Simpson on two memorable occasions.) Don’t judge me too harshly; his money is still good as far as I’m concerned and he tips a helluva lot better than most guests.
“I’m coming for you, Hook!”
See you in the lobby, kids…