It’s Over!!!

Yes, the day has finally arrived…

It seemed as though it was going to last forever…

(And no, that wasn’t what she said – ever.)




They’re gone! Blessed be to all-mighty God herself… they’re actually gone! The beyond-dysfunctional families. The crazy MILFs. The rabid cougars. Hockey clans. Redneck clans. Actual Klan members. (Seriously.) The 65-year-old dude with the bag of sex toys he left behind and came back for. (God bless his rapidly-failing heart.)

They’re all leaving Niagara Falls.

The trailer parks are full once more.

Yes, Passover is just around the corner – which means Hell will be empty for a week – but today, my friends, the crisis has passed.

See you in the lobby, kids…

About The Hook

Husband. Father. Bellman. Author of The Bellman Chronicles. Reader of comic books and observer and chronicler of the human condition. And to my wife's eternal dismay, a mere mortal and non-vampire. I'm often told I look like your uncle, cousin, etc. If I wore a hat, I'd hang it on a hat rack in my home in Niagara Falls, Canada. You can call me The Hook, everyone else does.
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25 Responses to It’s Over!!!

  1. Lisa Orchard says:

    Glad to see things are looking up for you!

  2. I know how you feel. The trash has left our shores once more and all we have left is their bottles, cans, paper, and bodily waste. Thank god herself indeed.

  3. Marion Hardy says:

    Rest up for Murdoch finale!!!

  4. oceanswater says:

    You could be here with the snow birds… πŸ™‚ they come every year and cause hundreds of accidents.

  5. 1jaded1 says:

    You scared me with that title…now. I’m laughing so hard. You do know it is still March, right?

  6. Jolene Cecil says:

    well, rest up…..summer is JUST around the corner!

  7. Josh Wrenn says:

    Enjoy your rest!

  8. Now what will you have to write about???

  9. tunisiajolyn84 says:

    This is how I used to feel after Christmas when I worked in retail. πŸ˜†

  10. List of X says:

    Hopefully they left plenty of tips behind.

  11. Sounds like your job is like many in the service industries. It would be great except for the customers.

  12. breathing a sigh of relief with ya Hook! And I gotta say thanks for letting me come back to get my toys…

    • The Hook says:

      All part of the service, buddy.
      I have to say, you had some pretty freak stuff in there, including something that resembled Buzz Lightyear…

      • 😱 u didn’t touch Buzz did u? I mean, it’s probably ok, but u might want to take a course of antibiotics just in case. Buzz has been to “Infinity and Beyond” if u know what I mean…

  13. Hahahaha! This is exactly how I felt when my son went back to school … lol! I’m free from being a short order cook for a few more months!!! Woo Hooo!

  14. We can all say we survived Spring Break this year.. Back to you Hook!

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