I’m no expert, but I would think shaking one’s fist at the hated plow driver after he blocks you in as you shovel (again) while cursing his mother under your breath accomplishes nothing.
Personally, I think the following plan is, while slightly more evolved, far preferable and effective.
STEP ONE: Have your vehicle gassed up and ready to go at a moment’s notice.
STEP TWO: Hop in, gun it, plow through your blocked-in driveway.
STEP THREE: Follow that rat bastard driver until he gets back to the lot. (Be certain to get alongside him at some point so you can identify him.)
STEP FOUR: Wait at the lot until you see your driver leave for the day.
STEP FIVE: Follow him home – but take no direct action against him. (I cannot stress this enough.)
STEP SIX: Locate some local punks. (There are always some around.)
STEP SEVEN: Pay said punks a hefty sum to return to your driver’s home in the middle of the night and egg/snowball the shit out of it.
STEP EIGHT: Sleep the blissful sleep of the avenged.
I know what you’re thinking, but yes, this can actually work. (Trust me.) Of course, there are a million ways the plan can go sideways, but try not to think about that.
It should be noted that I am not advocating violence against plow drivers who are just doing their job – unless you want to experience bliss beyond your wildest imaginings.
See you in the lobby, kids…