The World According To The Hook.

Twenty years in the hospitality trenches and forty-seven years on this earth have left me with a lot of scars and thankfully, a few pearls of wisdom which I am happy to share with all of you.

Whether you like it or not.

Let’s begin shall we?

“When you’re a Hook, everything begins to look like a fish.”

 

This little nugget comes courtesy of my father, who used it to justify his serial philandering. Unfortunately, such wisdom is a poor defense against syphilis…

See you in the lobby, kids…

About The Hook

Husband. Father. Bellman. Author of The Bellman Chronicles. Reader of comic books and observer and chronicler of the human condition. And to my wife's eternal dismay, a mere mortal and non-vampire. I'm often told I look like your uncle, cousin, etc. If I wore a hat, I'd hang it on a hat rack in my home in Niagara Falls, Canada. You can call me The Hook, everyone else does.
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20 Responses to The World According To The Hook.

  1. Rosemary says:

    Okay. So I was drinking my coffee while sitting at my desk and minding my own business (a rare occurrence these days) when I read the last line and laughed, snorted, choked and spewed coffee on my computer monitor. It’s going to be a good day. Keep ’em coming!

  2. nbratscott says:

    Syphilis, and Karma, are both bitches!!
    No insult intended to Bitches….

  3. dave ply says:

    Who was hooking who?

  4. curvyroads says:

    Fortunately, you did not take after your father…

  5. Short and pithy. Nicely done. 😀

  6. Tara says:

    That’s awesome! Thanks for the sniggle this morning. 😂

  7. StillWaters says:

    I was trying to think of a pithy reply but how do I top this gem of yours? Carry on blogging.

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