I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure if you travel to Niagara Falls with your buddies, you hit the rippers (i.e. the strip club) hard, hit Mickey Dees in a drunken stupor, go back to the hotel at three in the morning and harass a butchy lesbian feminist, who then knocks you out cold… your bachelor party is anything but a success.
Though it certainly will be remembered as being epic.
And if your buddies tape the whole thing and insist you press charges (after you regain consciousness after four minutes of not-so-blissful slumber) ignoring the counsel of the Niagara Regional Police officers who strongly advise you to bury the whole sorted mess… you need to rethink your life choices, friend.
I hope you enjoyed “I’m No Expert…” a new recurring segment here on You’ve Been Hooked! Admittedly, it’s brief, but as I have to occasionally tell my wife:
“Judge what just happened by the quality of the experience… not the ticking of the clock.”
See you in the lobby, kids…
You've Been Hooked! 
Are you certain that THIS isn’t precisely your area of expertise?
You flatter me, my good man.
I thought the same thing!
I like this feature a lot. We all have witnessed what you describe and have to laugh out loud at the memory. Thanks, Hook.
My pleasure, john.
🙂
Gr8 new Segment! Short but oh so sweet!!
That’s what she said!
But not to me…
😜😇
There is a part of me that would LOVE to witness this hot mess. Something tells me I’m going to love this new segment too.
Glad to hear it.
I’m trying to diversify things as much as I can without spending anytime in HR…
Haha! I’m sure that’s a fine line.
We’ll see.
I’m going to keep the 5x5s going as well as some other shenanigans… but we’ll see.
Thoroughly enjoyed it!
I can never thank you enough for your friendship and loyalty, L.
But I’ll never stop trying.
I’m sure the bachelor party was epic! 🙂 You should write a book!
Thanks. Lisa, but I’ve been there.
It didn’t work out so well…
Sorry to hear that. Maybe it was supposed to be a life lesson? 🙂
Everything is, I suppose.
Yes. It is. 🙂
I’m pretty sure, you’re right… on all counts! Great idea.
I had to be right sooner or later, Susie!
And thanks!
LOL! Thank you for reinforcing my life choices. 😀
I live to serve, Victo.
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I think this a a great new segment, and I believe it is just your expertise!
Why thank you, dear lady.
Love the new segment Hook although admittedly I have no experience of bachelor parties!
My expertise comes from observing them from afar, which is as close as I want to get.
Right to the point…oh Hook you’re the best
How can I be when you are, CharFlew?
You’re the best in your own way!
I would call that bachelor party a success, actually. I mean, if the bachelor party does go really well, the groom might start rethinking this whole marriage thing, and that’s not how you want a bachelor party to end.
You raise an interesting point, X, as usual.
hehehe I have absolutely NO idea what you’re talking about Hook. The police records have been expunged, and witnesses paid off. I can confidently say that if I fall over in a drunken stupor and no one catches me, then the bruises were already there.
Wow, you’ve rehearsed that scenario, haven’t you, Gabe?
Mot Guilty yer Honor
I’d say the whole experience WAS a success.
Fair point, lovely lady.
I’ve never found it safe to assume that a woman, regardless of her orientation, can’t or won’t throw a punch, but maybe that’s just the kind of crowd I run with…
Maybe.
Either way, you’re a wise man, Doug.
Not a success? You killjoy. 🙂
Yeah, I suck…
Hahaha
Yay, back to funny vignettes from a hotel. 😉
Shh…