I don’t know about you, friends, but my day can be best summed up by a single tweet:
Yes, it’s bus season again. (And yes, I look like a beautiful woman when I first wake up. Shut up.) Unfortunately, I don’t get to go all Elmer Fudd on the buses or their occupants. Oh well, the aches and pains that come with slugging bags around fade eventually. Funny thing, the bags have become heavier as I’ve gotten older. Physics are weird.
See you in the lobby, kids… I’ll be the guy sweating his tail off slugging luggage around the front sidewalk while whimpering and muttering. Pray for me.
UPDATE: Funny story; originally I used a very different GIF, but I soon realized – after the post had gone out on my Twitter feed, sadly – that the image made it look like I was going to be engaged in a very inappropriate activity throughout the day. Here’s the GIF. Decide for yourself if I made the right call switching it.