When it comes to unbelievably-wild situations that make The Hangover movies seem credible, Vegas doesn’t have the market cornered, baby.
Not at all.
We may not have sexually-ambiguous magicians, pop stars who are on the verge of a breakdown doing five shows a week, or billions of slot machines running simultaneously, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have tenth-level nut-bars running the streets.
For example, take the case of the young, disgruntled Bostonian guest who found himself Hulking out after being evicted for… you guessed it, losing his temper while partying. The little man in question was a real Mini-Hulk, ranting and raving about his plight. When the Front Desk had their fill, he was escorted outside and off the property by Security.
Naturally, he did what any rational person in his situation would have done: he went across the street to the casino to try his non-existent luck.
Can you see where this is going, folks?
He lost – BIG TIME.
And so he Hulked out on some poor bugger’s truck. And so the poor bugger did what any rational person would do:
he got out of his truck and hit Mini-Hulk in the temple with a pickaxe.
Yes, you read that correctly. One irrational act led to another and Mini-Hulk got the side of a pickaxe against his temple.
Granted, he didn’t pull out his own tooth or wake up with Mike Tyson’s tiger… but you gotta admit, Mini-Hulk’s fate was horribly awesome.
The story ended in the ER and the local cop shop.
And my blog, of course.
I love it when everyone wins, don’t you?
See you in the lobby, kids…