Note To Self: Never tell a police officer – even when he’s off-duty and on vacation – he’s a disaster.
Even if he is a disaster.
Even if you word it this way:
“With all due respect, sir, you’ve already bumped two guest cars with your Hummer. You’ve almost come to blows with your spouse… and your kids are literally bouncing off the walls. And you haven’t even got into the building yet!”
I know, I know. But the best was yet to come…
“The only difference between you and Hurricane Katrina? CNN won’t be providing round-the-clock coverage of your vacation!”
You’d be amazed what you can get away with by prefacing it with “With all due respect, sir”.
Until you don’t.
Helluva way to start the new year, right?
Incidentally, Murdoch Mysteries Fan Day 2015 was a blast, kids.
See you in the lobby, kids…
By the way, good luck with those hangovers.