My second book on Wattpad, that is.
Get your minds out of the gutter, people.
To be clear, the intro and first chapter are available now. I’ll be rolling out regular installments at random intervals. To suggest the road to publishing my second book in any form or platform has been bumpy is to suggest Donald Trump doesn’t like Mexican food.
I’m not the world’s most tech-savvy bellman (I just figured out how to program my VCR), and so I’ve had far too many issues with Wattpad to recount here, but just like in the bedroom, I got the job done eventually.
You can peruse my mind-blowing intro by clicking on the link below. (You’re giggling because I said “blowing”, aren’t you?)
Or, if you prefer to skip the foreplay and get right to the main event (the ladies know what I’m talkin’ about, sadly), you can click below and get right to the heart of my grey matter.
And finally, here’s chapter two. You’re welcome.
All right, kids, I’m out. I have a hard of bellman labor ahead of me. (You buying that?) See you in the lobby, Wattpad readers…