Be A Lamb, Will You, And Read This?

My Dear Friends – And Ned Hickson:  I am in need of literary guinea pigs. Guess who gets the job?

Let me know what you think of this small sample of my next book, which by the way, I will begin releasing for free (so if it’s a helluva deal), on Wattpad soon.


As an added bonus, you get the benefit of my boundless “wisdom”.

On dating:

“These days, if you don’t wake up in a hotel bathtub missing a kidney? You’re doing all right.”

On celebrity guests who don’t tip:

“I don’t care how nice they are, if they stiff me, I’m telling TMZ I saw them abusing a monkey at IKEA.”


See you in the lobby – and Wattpad – kids…

image4Ned, while “reading” my first book…

About The Hook

Husband. Father. Bellman. Author of The Bellman Chronicles. Reader of comic books and observer and chronicler of the human condition. And to my wife's eternal dismay, a mere mortal and non-vampire. I'm often told I look like your uncle, cousin, etc. If I wore a hat, I'd hang it on a hat rack in my home in Niagara Falls, Canada. You can call me The Hook, everyone else does.
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12 Responses to Be A Lamb, Will You, And Read This?

  1. Kay says:

    People on dating web sites all over have just bailed.

  2. colemining says:

    Look forward to reading the rest. I have a WattPad account- sort of forgot about it though. Will def check it out once your book is available.

    Thanks for all the ‘likes’, BTW.

  3. This guinea pig is already hooked so, I simply can’t wait! 😉

  4. Austin says:

    I’d switch the second one to stealing a monkey’s kidney at IKEA. Kidneys sell. AS evidenced by the fact that people are stealing them.

  5. Paul says:

    Zhēn de ma?

  6. Ha,ha! This sure is great wisdom. Makes me want more of it! 🙂
    I once had an executive of a bank where I worked say to me, “Be a doll and get me a pack of cigarettes, will ya.” I let him have it and this was back in the late 80s! When I first read, “Be a lamb”, I hyperventilated! HA! I’d rather be a lamb than a doll anyway.

  7. You don’t know how happy I am to see you in this space, Hook! I’ll help spread the word however I can. You da bomb-diggity!

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