Just brought in luggage for a young lady of questionable morals. (Seriously, she would’ve charmed Charlie Sheen in an instant.) I’m assuming she blew her entire clothes budget on the room, as she was barely dressed. My
Spidey Hook-Sense was tingling like a Kardashian in front of a camera, so I assumed she was a hooker.
Then she offered to pay me with her mouth.
Now I’m 48% certain.
See you in the lobby, kids…