Sometimes all you need to do is cut to the chase…
And let the blogging chips fall where they may.
Here’s a snippet of dialogue I was privy to this week as I made my way past a room with an all-too thin door. Enjoy.
FYI: Add a thick-as-a-Kardashian British accent to fully enjoy this line, kids.
“Get ready, Evie… I’m about to give your lady parts a good jostling!”
I wonder if Evie survived the experience?
See you in the lobby, kids…
You've Been Hooked! 
“Ooooh! Ooooh! Jostle me! Jostle me!!!”
I know, right?
Who talks like that?
Ha! Funny.
Glad you think so!
Too funny.
And all-too real.
I don’t think I have ever had my lady parts jostled. Lucky Evie!
That’s a true injustice, Robin…
Evie.(where do they get these names) British accent. Script worthy dialogue. Filming or is Hook’s world is an alternative reality?
Smirk on, Hook
I’ll try, old friend.
Jostling? 😀 😀 😀
To Google!
I know what it means as in the context of sport. Tee hee.
Well now, it’s good to hear an alternative expression for doing the deed. You could add to the urban dictionary Hook- you live it on the cutting edge of language and culture as it changes.
No wonder I’m always bleeding…
Very classy!
Definitely…
Ah, the thoughts that run through my head…
I’m right there with you… Trust me.
I guess she was properly …. You know, Hook!
Indeed!
Hahahaha!
I live to serve.
Well that puts some interesting and not-so-pleasant images in the brain. The things you can overhear…
…are mind-boggling, Miss Tiffany.
Ay, Dios Mio! 🙂
Si.
I know I already read it, but when the email came this morning I had to laugh again 😀 lucky Evie! 🙂
She knows how to wake up in style.
I hope that Evie was indeed properly jostled in the end. I mean, like a right jostling. Hahaha lucky Evie!!
I’m sure you get a good jostling every now and again, Jami…
Hahahaha….no, never…
Jostling sounds like a two-handed job. She needed to be ready.
Indeed.
Overhearing gems like this is a priceless part of your job…