A young female guest on the street with a Tom Baker-era Doctor Who hat and scarf.
Two ultra-horny middle-aged guests furiously dry-humping in the foyer of the hotel’s employee entrance.
A faulty punch clock. (Gotta love modern technology, right?)
Two housekeepers trapped in a laundry bin. (Don’t even think about it; you’ll hurt yourself.)
An intense argument between two maintenance workers that threatened to erupt into an all-out battle at any moment.
A lost wallet, bursting at the seams.
Two new, over-friendly housekeepers that wanted to “chat” – for what seemed like forever.
All before I donned my uniform.
Welcome to my world, kids.
He’s still The (Gallifrey) Man…