A New Post (sorta) From The Hook!

So here’s the Saturday morning deal, kiddies:

I was working on a Saturday morning post that spun out of an encounter I had with two sex kittens in one of the hotel’s north tower elevators (don’t get your heart racing just yet, kids, my uniform stayed on), but then something occurred to me. Sure, this tale has all the ingredients necessary for blogging gold.

  • Two young nubile females, overflowing with an innate promiscuity that makes the average porn star – or Kim Kardashian – look boring.
  • Dirty talk.
  • Dirty talk in public.
  • References to that little-read, barely publicized tome, Fifty Shades of Grey.
  • A total lack of social graces, courtesy of the aforementioned girlie duo.
  • Sex.
  • Yours truly.

I bet you’re salivating at the thought of reading this twisted tale, aren’t you? Well, as much as I hate to disappoint you, my buds, I have no choice. You see, while many of you are working feverishly to complete NaNoWriMo, I’m 6,000 words away from finishing Book Two of my life story.

But here’s the thing: I’ve been thisclose to the finish line for months.

But I’ve been blocked.

Like a fat kid on an all-cheese diet.

That has to stop, my friends. And so, I’ve decided to finish my tale of naughty talk in a Niagara Falls elevator as soon as I can today and chuck that sucker right into Book Two.

Sorry.

Hopefully, I can whip something together for tomorrow, but we’ll have to see, won’t we? Truth is, I’ve just had two days off and I’ve been feeling like something Godzilla threw up over Tokyo. (You really can’t go wrong with a Godzilla reference, can you?) I’m back at the Bell Desk now and while the material is literally unfolding right in front of me, I need to be responsible and claim some of it for a different medium.

You understand, right? Thanks, I knew I could count on you. That’s why we get along smashingly.

Only old-school Godzilla for this cat…

See you in the lobby – sooner or later, friends…

About The Hook

Husband. Father. Bellman. Author of The Bellman Chronicles. Reader of comic books and observer and chronicler of the human condition. And to my wife's eternal dismay, a mere mortal and non-vampire. I'm often told I look like your uncle, cousin, etc. If I wore a hat, I'd hang it on a hat rack in my home in Niagara Falls, Canada. You can call me The Hook, everyone else does.
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19 Responses to A New Post (sorta) From The Hook!

  1. Your a bad bad man! πŸ˜‰

  2. You carry the weight of the world—your Niagara hotel world–on your shoulders. It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to rise to the occasion. πŸ˜€

  3. NotAPunkRocker says:

    Keep racing to that finish line, just do your best to dodge the sex kittens and cougars along the way πŸ˜‰

  4. But being a bad man is all part of your charm!! πŸ˜‰

  5. orples says:

    Hook, you need to quit worrying about finishing book 2 and come play with the orples over at my place. It’s so much more fun and we miss you. P.S. I’d changed my e-mail address, way back when, so follow links are screwed up, in the event you’re interested. πŸ™‚ Olivia and Oscar send their love. I would, too, but your wife might get the wrong idea. πŸ˜‰ LOL

    http://orples.wordpress.com/category/visiting-the-neighbors/

  6. Nikitaland says:

    Dear Hook,
    I love all of your writing about sex kittens and their nasty talk in your Niagara Falls elevator. Someone has to tell their tales, why shouldn’t it be you! You do it so well!

  7. jlheuer says:

    You’re a big tease.

  8. What a cop out!!! I got all excited for nothing.

  9. Paul says:

    Sigh. There goes my Saturday night read out the window. Sigh.

  10. And that’s how you always leave us…. with a hook.

  11. Anthony says:

    Had to suck up the drool there for a moment…Lol!. U got us good there.

  12. Jennifer says:

    Can’t wait for the book to come out! And you really know how to build suspense Hookey boy.

  13. As long as I get to read it sooner or later, I’ll let you off the hook.

  14. PsiFiGal says:

    Your loyal followers will forgive you… this time! And probably the next, and the next… But not too much OK? We need our doses of your Hookiness to keep us regular. Or is it irregular? πŸ˜‰ Whichever, just don’t stop, OK? Thanks!

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