This is a day of rest for many – including yours truly for once – so I’m going to keep this short and sweet.
A Typical Day In The Hook Household
VAMPIRELOVER: (Catching an unwanted glimpse of her beloved as he bends over to retrieve something from the fridge. And yes, that’s me.) Hey, Boy! Nice undies!
ME: (Or if you prefer, “Boy”.) Yeah, they’re my Superman boxers. You bought them for me, in case you’ve forgotten.
VAMPIRELOVER: I must have been out of my mind.
ME: Or you were in love?
VAMPIRELOVER: Same thing.
ME: Nice. Anyways, I like ’em. They say “Faster Than a Speeding Bullet” on ’em.
VAMPIRELOVER: At least they got that right.
ME: Nice again.
That’s all, folks.