After a brutally long day consisting of collecting, tagging, sorting and delivering 241 rooms worth of banker luggage, nothing beats relaxing at home with the wife in bed while watching television.
Of course, in my world, “relaxing at home with the wife in bed while watching television” quickly becomes “relaxing at home with the wife in bed while watching television… until the dog shows up.”
VAMPIRELOVER: Chelsea is so cute! Isn’t she?
ME: Yeah, sure.
VL: You really care don’t you?
ME: Cut me some slack, will you? Bankers are high-maintenance guests. Anyone who wants to understand why the economy is in such a state of chaos need only attend a banking conference. I’m exhausted!
VL: And jealous.
ME: And jealous… of someone who eats her own feces.
VL: She doesn’t do that anymore!
ME: So that makes it all right?
VL: You leave Chelsea alone! She’s so cute and furry…
ME: Parts of me are cute and furry…
VL: What’s wrong with you?
ME: I’m a bad, bad bellman. I think I need disciplining…
She did raise her hand to me – just not in the smooth, sensual manner I was hoping for…
Marriage is a wild ride, kids…
You've Been Hooked! 
Ah Hook, you don’t seem to learn do you. I feel your pain, or lack thereof.
Maybe if you turn off the tele, you might get … well, you know what I’m talking about.
I sure do!
Wait, what are you talking about?
Chelsea is cute…I hear you about the bankers.
They’re quite the handful.
Peaking behind the curtain can be an amusing adventure. Vampire Lover will always win Hook.
No kidding!
I’ll never stop fighting, though.
Who wouldn’t love Chelsea?
Grumpy needs to relax. 😀
Will do!
😀 😀 😀
Imagine if you had a convention of Vampire Lovers at work. You’d be smacked silly before the end of the day. Ha!
Oh yeah!
Banking conferences are either a really swinging time or the best insomnia cure out there.
Chelsea is adorable.
Yeah, she is… damn it.
Perhaps your furry parts ain’t so cute.
Oh! Right to the heart!
Nice one, Coyle!
Sorry. You set yourself up for that.
Fair point. Good show, young lady.
You might want to avoid mentioning your cute furry parts in future posts.
Point taken. I was blocked for material; I’ve been trying to complete my second book art last, a process that I’m determined to finish correctly this time, rather than quickly.