I’m still not ready for a full-fledged return to blogging, gang, but I’ll be back in the hospitality saddle on Thursday.
In the meantime…
Top Ten Excerpts From The Nerd Version Of Fifty Shades.
10) “She was as wet as Aquagirl.”
9) “I set my phaser to ‘vibrate’ and dove on her like Kirk on an Orion slave girl.”
8) “She tied me up with her magic lasso and interrogated me like Batman.”
7) “It was obvious she would be the death of me; her vagina was my kryptonite.”
6) “She made me harder then Benjamin Grimm after he went ten rounds with The Blizzard.”
5) “I took one look at the selfie she sent me and exclaimed, ‘Holy money shot, Batman!'”
4) “She emerged from the bathroom dressed like Black Widow. She was an agent of S.E.X.Y.”
3) “”Just thinking of her made my batarang spring right out of my utility belt.”
2) “I could never tell her how I felt. If ever I envied Superman’s x-ray vision…”
1) “After hours of passion, it was all too much for me; I spilled my web fluid all lover her Amazonian chest.”
See you in the lobby, kids… Finally!
Yay….glad you’re getting back in the saddle!!
Back to the lobby, see you soon!
I could hazard saying you’re sounding mighty perky. 😀
I’m so excited you are getting back I to things…look forward to seeing you around here more 🙂
xo
So glad you are doing better! Are you sure you didn’t make it to the comicon though?
I’m painfully sure, Marian.
Welcome back (almost)!
Woo! Hoo! Glad to have you back 🙂
Hey Dude! Nice to see ya! (Sorry, I’ve been spending a lot of time with my new teen these days).
… 🙂 so glad to see that at least your sense of humour is fully recovered, now back to your mission: reaching the forntiers of hospitality, where no bellman has gone before…beam him up Scotty!
I didn’t know you worked blue.
On occasion. How’d I do?
Not bad! I’ll call your agent in the morning.
Don’t tell anyone but I prefer these quotes to anything in the original.
It will be great fun to read about your comeback in the lobby. Looking forward to it.
So glad and happy that you are returning to the Lobby…a warm joyous welcome back. Big Hugs x
Looking forward! Lobby is ready for you!! 🙂
Oh, fans lining up on the curb hoping for a sighting of you!
You’ve had just too much time to read questionable literature Hook. Phew! Time to get back to the high class hookers and cougars. Ha!
Yay, Hook! I have been way behind on my blog reading, so I am glad to hear I timed my return well. 🙂 I hope everything’s ok…I must have missed the reason for your departure…
“Her vagina was my kryptonite.” No need to be a Supernerd for that – that’s how vaginas work on all of us heterosexual men.