I’m still not ready for a full-fledged return to blogging, gang, but I’ll be back in the hospitality saddle on Thursday.
In the meantime…
Top Ten Excerpts From The Nerd Version Of Fifty Shades.
10) “She was as wet as Aquagirl.”
9) “I set my phaser to ‘vibrate’ and dove on her like Kirk on an Orion slave girl.”
8) “She tied me up with her magic lasso and interrogated me like Batman.”
7) “It was obvious she would be the death of me; her vagina was my kryptonite.”
6) “She made me harder then Benjamin Grimm after he went ten rounds with The Blizzard.”
5) “I took one look at the selfie she sent me and exclaimed, ‘Holy money shot, Batman!'”
4) “She emerged from the bathroom dressed like Black Widow. She was an agent of S.E.X.Y.”
3) “”Just thinking of her made my batarang spring right out of my utility belt.”
2) “I could never tell her how I felt. If ever I envied Superman’s x-ray vision…”
1) “After hours of passion, it was all too much for me; I spilled my web fluid all lover her Amazonian chest.”
See you in the lobby, kids… Finally!