5 Tips for Vacation Sex

The Hook household has been under self-imposed quarantine this week so my productivity has been zero. Thankfully, Singlegirlie is here to save the day! Click. Read. Thank me later.

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vacation sexVacation season is finally here, and that means this girlie is outta here starting next week, suckas. Sadly, it also means you won’t see a whole lotta me around these parts for a couple weeks.

I’m traveling abroad with my one and only gay bf, and to him vacation time is synonymous with time to get super laid. Wise soul that he is, my gay bf has offered these sage tips for holiday humping. Follow at your own risk.

1. Vacation sex doesn’t count.

My gay bf has been in a relationship for several years, but he reasons that vacation sex doesn’t count. When I asked if vacation herpes counts, he didn’t seem to understand the question.

that doesn't make any sense

2. Leave sex to God.

When making ethical decisions, my gay bf often turns to the Universe. Says he: “If I put an ad on Craigslist and no one answers, it wasn’t meant to…

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About The Hook

Husband. Father. Bellman. Author of The Bellman Chronicles. Reader of comic books and observer and chronicler of the human condition. And to my wife's eternal dismay, a mere mortal and non-vampire. I'm often told I look like your uncle, cousin, etc. If I wore a hat, I'd hang it on a hat rack in my home in Niagara Falls, Canada. You can call me The Hook, everyone else does.
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4 Responses to 5 Tips for Vacation Sex

  1. *snort* I had NO IDEA!! LOL!

  2. singlegirlie says:

    Hey Mr. Hook – thanks for the reblog, my friend! Back from vacay and trying to recover. Merrrrr.

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