There are two worlds in my universe. In one, I’m the world’s only blogging bellman, The Hook, and in the other I am plain ole Robert Hookey.
One may seem pedestrian compared to the other, but trust me, they’re equally nutty at times. Take this morning – 3:40 am, to be precise – for example: The mechanical drone of a mini-bus on our street awoke the wife and I from a much-deserved slumber. After assessing the situation and bitching accordingly, our individual reactions varied wildly.
THE HOOK: Well, we’re up… wanna do it?
VAMPIRELOVER: Are you crazy? I’ll probably throw up on you!
THE HOOK: I gotta tell you, that’s not a deal-breaker for me.
VAMPIRELOVER: Go back to sleep before I get the frying pan.
This has been fun, we should do this again. Of course, once the wife reads this, we probably won’t.
See you in the lobby – and not my bedroom – kids…
You've Been Hooked! 
Interesting. But I’m not sure I caught the joke– why is your wife a vampire lover? Night owl and sleeps long during the day? I must have missed several memos…
She loves vampire lore – and her privacy. Hence, the moniker, VampireLover.
Ahhhh, okay. Thanks. I do hope she’s not a Twilight fan? I don’t think vampires should sparkle.
Nothing like a mechanical drone to get some people revved up.
Do I sense a tone of sarcasm there, Kathleen?
If so, well played, madam.
I will have to agree, if the wife reads this, ain`t no nooky for The Hook 🙂
Hopefully she sees the humor in our exchange.
It could happen?
For your sake, i hope she do see the humor in it…:-)
I think Anthony has it nailed – no nooky for the Hooky.
Hope springs eternal, Paul.
I’m sure there are people out there somewhere who get turned on by vomit showers….
Unfortunately, you’re probably right.
I feel for you but now I’m blushing. Hope your wife doesn’t read this post. 🙂
We’ll see, old friend.
We’ll see.
😀
Ha. No nooky for Hookey. Can’t top that. Hope your wife is feeling better.
She was merely exhausted and in no mood for my humor – or my half-hearted attempts at late-night romance.
2 things, my friend: Ear pieces and meditation! 😉
Couldn’t hurt, could it?
Thanks, Marina!
Nope!!! 🙂
Well if Hooky doesn’t get nooky at least he did’t get the frying pan…
…to do the cooky? 🙂
Nice one, X!
ha that would have been good but me thinks you may have been wearing it on your head…lol
To have had that conversation I think Vampirelover has a terrific sense of humour. I think she would only been pissed off if Hookey got his nookey and then blogged about it.
Indeed she would have!
Fortunately, I know when to clam up.
Hmmmmmmmmm
Uh oh, Jo’s thinking!
I used to think of relationship between Robert and the Hook as something like Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde, but it appears as though the lines are getting blurred…
I am The Hook.
The Hook is me.
It was definitely worth a shot.
Absolutely!
Ugh, not in the morning, Mr. Hook. Morning breath, y’know. No wonder dear wifety said she might throw up, he he he.
Thanks for the vote of confidence, old friend.
“See you in the lobby – and not my bedroom – kids…”
Hehehehe ok see you in the lobby. 🙂
I love that you at least tried… Keep on trying one day you might get lucky.
As for the vomit… One time, by accident, I ran across a porn video that had that. A sexy (very) girl throwing up after a certain oral act… I am always amazed at what the internet has to offer…
There us truly something for everybody. 🙂
xox
Indeed, Sofia.
Haha, I’d be taking the offer, weird middle of the night nooky is always good.
That’s so you, Jennifer!
You betcha! 😉
Vomit isn’t a deal breaker for me either. Not if I get sex out of it.
That was totes adorbs ❤ Thanks for sharing it! 🙂
Thanks for reading it!
What is it with you men and the morning?? No……just No! Morning breath and smushed hair and, and, and….just no! I would think Jackie as an awesome sense of humor since she is married to you!! I’m thinkin she is one special lady! 🙂
Your line of thinking is sound, Courtney.
Why thank you kind sir! I like to think so too…. 🙂
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Haha, the hubs and I had a middle of the night session just a week or so ago! Slept like babies the rest of the night…and I disagree, the morning is good too! 🙂