It may be Valentine’s Day, but we’re all going down the Rabbit Hole today, dearies – whether you like it or not.
However, I think you’re going to rather enjoy this tumble. Our guest today is WordPress’ own Alice – and she’s fantastic. But if you don’t believe me
(shame on you)
take a gander at her first post, one of her snazziest cyber-messages, and one of her latest masterpieces. My mind has been adrift in a sea of confusion of late and so I am admittedly off my game, but Alice is rarely off her game, kids. She writes from the heart (sounds cliché, I know, but some bloggers are less than genuine), she has an actual brain in that wonderful head of hers and she even has a second blog that features images like this:
To top it all off, she’s a librarian! Librarians are keepers of tomes of knowledge and guardians of books of all genres.
Books are cool.
Still don’t believe me? Then read on and prepare to feel shame such as you have never known, you doubting jerks. The image below will take you to one of the coolest “About” pages on WordPress and after that it’s all about the questions, bitches…
1) You’re a librarian in the so-called “real world”, so the obvious question is… what is your favorite movie?
Well, you know, as a librarian I never do anything but read high-brow literature and chuckle at that wacky Charles Dickens. Just kidding. I love movies. A favorite, though? When I was younger, it was “The Princess Bride”. I still love it and have most of the lines memorized. And as an adult (supposedly) my favorite is Office Space. If you’ve ever had to work, that’s the most hilarious and true-to-life movie ev-er.
2) When you feel like infusing some positive energy into your life which cartoon character do you channel?
Interesting question. I’m probably most like Donald Duck in that I’m constantly getting cheesed off about something – especially having to hang out with people like Mickey and Goofy. But he’s not very positive.
There is a cartoon called “Angelina Ballerina” about mice ballerinas. Angelina’s a twit, but she has a buddy who is a chunky ballerina that’s so easygoing she doesn’t even care when, during a jump, she knocks over the boy who tries to catch her. When people are dropping money in a hat to raise funds, she drops her half-eaten cookie. Her name is, appropriately, Alice. I like her attitude.
3) Snow: Mother Nature’s frosty topping or Lucifer’s ironic punishment for the human race?
Clearly it’s Lucifer’s ironic punishment for the human race. I hate snow. I even hate songs about snow. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow? Are these people freaking crazy? Yay, let’s have ice and snow and frostbite and car wrecks! Snow is Satan’s dandruff, I say.
4) If you could relive one day of your life which would you choose?
Hmm, that would probably be when I was twenty and gave up my “flower” to a handsome sailor in a tent at a Renaissance Faire. The relationship totally crashed and burned later, but at that point, it was going quite well. If not that, I’d choose one of my days as an infant. Lots of naps and no responsibility!
I apologize in advance for the next question, but I know you’re a “fan” of TLC’s “Sex Sent Me to the ER” and you have a great sense of humor, so here goes…
5) Your porn star name would be…
Sparklepussy. (I have to think Merbear and her equally dirty mind for coming up with that one.)
Sparklepussy? I’m not even touching that one with a twelve-inch pole. Let’s leave Wonderland behind and move back up, shall we?
And we’re back on solid ground in the so-called real world. You’re welcome, by the way. (Told you Alice was cool.)
See you in the lobby, kids…