5×5 With The Hook: MIke Allegra

You’re in for a treat this week, kiddies.

Not only is Mike Allegra a heckuva nice guy – and clever to boot – he wrote what has become one of my daughter Sarah’s favorite books off all time, Sarah Gives Thanks, a tome that should have a place on every bookshelf of every child – everywhere.

A humble man by nature, Mike wouldn’t like it if I wasted valuable screen space on paragraph after paragraph devoted to writing his praises

Or maybe he would.

Either way, I’m going to let the man himself take over from this point on. Quite frankly, he’s clever, witty and gosh darn it, people like him. Mike fits the 5×5 bill perfectly, but see for yourself…

1)  The late, great Jim Henson’s creations speak to us all on some level, regardless of age. Which Muppet do you identify most with?

I adore Rowlf. He could (and did) play alongside the Electric Mayhem, but he was also at home playing Beethoven piano sonatas or tickling the ivories at a schmaltzy piano bar. But what I love most about him is that nothing ever seems to get him down. Rowlf is a happy dog, not deliriouslyhappy like most other dogs, but happy in an older and wiser, almost Zen-like kind of way. To Rowlf, what is,is. There’s no point in getting too worked up about any of it.

Rowlf is nothing like me, I’m afraid. He is what I aspire to be.

I’m Bert from Sesame Street. I’m picky to the point of obsessive.I like things in their proper place.I have weird, esoteric hobbies. And I share my home with someone who is far different and far more easygoing.

I just know that Bert and I would be best friends. I hope that one day he and I will be in a Sesame Street skit together.

(Great choice, Mike! Yo can’t look at that dog and not smile!)

2)  Your favorite Saturday Night Live cast of all time is…

Seasons 2 through 4.

These are the years after the all-too-arrogant Chevy Chase left the show (to be replaced by the far more versatile and talented Bill Murray) and before Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi took their Blues Brothers act to the big screen.

A more solid ensemble there never was. Gilda, Garret, Laraine… And was there ever a better straight woman than Jane Curtin? Answer: No.

3)  As a dad you may sometimes feel as though you’re lost in a wilderness without supplies or a map, but dads have their victories as well. (It’s true, I swear!)  Tell us about your greatest dad moment so far.

My son is a Cub Scout. Due to my work schedule, however, my wife, Ellen, takes him to the den meetings. She also took him on the spring Camporee, which was on a 95-degree day when the humidity was at about 1,000%. They both had a miserable time. I, on the other hand, slept at home and was cheerful and well-rested.

Still, I felt a little guilty about dodging all of the horrors of nature, so I promised Alex that I would take him camping in the fall. “But we’ll do it in the backyard,” I said. “We’ll have a campfire in the chiminey and roast marshmallows and everything!”

As the date approached, however, “camping in the backyard” evolved into “camping in our finished basement.” I pulled the mattress off the sofabed and pitched the tent on top of it. Very comfortable.Then Alex got every pillow and stuffed animal in the house and loaded the tent up. Even more comfortable.Then, before we went to bed, we roasted marshmallows over the stove.

I can’t say I slept well than night – I don’t think a half hour went by without me getting an Alex elbow to the ribs – but that didn’t matter much.  We were both very happy campers.

THIS ISN’T MIKE’S HOME, BUT YOU GET THE IDEA, RIGHT?

4)  The holiday season is upon us – whether we like it or not – can you share your favorite holiday memory?

When I was young, every Christmas the entire family would assemble at my grandparents’ house to open presents and eat dinner.

One year – I think I was about seven – I noticed that every time a present was opened, half the room would say, “Ooh,” the other half would say, “Ahh,” and my grandmother would say, “Isn’t that nice!” No joke, this happened every time a package was opened.

The problem, as I saw it, was that it these responses were too disorganized; everyone was ooh-ing and ahh-ing over everyone else. So I stood up and asked if I could conduct my family like Leopold Stokowski. They were game. From that point forward, whenever a present was opened, I would wave my arms to cue the “Ooh-ers,” the “Ahh-ers,” and Grandma’s “Isn’t that nice!” I never felt more powerful in my life. More importantly, almost everyone in the room was practically wetting their pants laughing. In an instant, a holiday tradition was born.

5)  If you had to restrict yourself to one snack food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?

That would be ice cream. Always ice cream. Even in winter. Yep.

Do you have some?

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And on that icy note, I am out of here.  My thanks to Mike for being so… Mikeish. See you soon, folks.

About The Hook

Husband. Father. Bellman. Author of The Bellman Chronicles. Reader of comic books and observer and chronicler of the human condition. And to my wife's eternal dismay, a mere mortal and non-vampire. I'm often told I look like your uncle, cousin, etc. If I wore a hat, I'd hang it on a hat rack in my home in Niagara Falls, Canada. You can call me The Hook, everyone else does.
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92 Responses to 5×5 With The Hook: MIke Allegra

  1. Mich-in-French says:

    Great questions and I love his replies!

  2. Jennifer says:

    Love number 4, just brilliant.

  3. NotAPunkRocker says:

    I can get behind his answer to #5. Fruit and calcium, has to be good for you, right?

  4. Michael says:

    I’m with him on the ice cream too. I could do without chips or pretzel sticks (though it would be a tough loss), but ice cream? Can’t survive without that.

  5. I love indoor camping! I laugh, he did it with his son, but my grown up girlfriends and I did it last year. 🙂 We just couldn’t make our annual girls camping trip, so we had an “indoor” camping trip and it was just perfect!

  6. susielindau says:

    I love the ooh-ing and aah-ing tradition! I will have to try that next year. We added Jumping for Joy which was a blast! Nice to meet you Mike!

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  8. I Am Jasmine Kyle says:

    OMG you can INTERVIEW!!! And it was good!!! Yes I am surprised but NOT surprised! I love the indoor camping scene it reminded me of me and my little brother making air tents in the living room! Happy New Year!

  9. I will have to pick up a few copies of his book. Starting family traditions that stick are a lot of fun. Great interview, Hook.

  10. likeitiz says:

    Wow, each question is interesting enough for a full post! Yes, love that SNL cast! I do have to think of which muppet best describes me. Great post as always! Best of luck yo Mike!

  11. Two of my favorite guys hooking up (you know what I mean!) Love it!

  12. MissTiffany says:

    Number and 4 and 5 are awesome…though I would be torn between ice cream and popcorn. I do love my popcorn. Great interview, Hook!

  13. I LUV Mike already with “ICE CREAM”…..Thanks Hook for having such Awesome Guests. It gives your pals an introduction to new people and their Blogs! Fantastic interview.
    Hugs & Blessings to you your girls, *Catherine* Xo

  14. Following your daughter’s eponymous logic, I completely understand why “Grace For President” by Kelly DiPucchio has such a prominent spot on my daughter’s bookshelf! But, er…Mike’s book is pretty good too. I’ve read it several times!

  15. Rowlf, Gilda, and ice cream. Great choices!
    Enjoyed the creative questions as well as the answers.

  16. Another awesome 5×5! You’re the bestest Hookie my friend! Thank you for introducing a great guy and a new blog to follow! Mike sounds like me in a lot of ways. Camping is not my thing but I love the idea of indoor camping with ice cream, marshmallows and stuffed animals 🙂

  17. lensgirl53 says:

    The first SNL cast left very big shoes to fill and very few have done it. I loved SNL in those very first years. I am liking your 5×5’s ….Mike is an okay guy! Just from the book cover alone, I like his book…thank you for the introduction.

  18. All brilliant, but I particularly love the camping in the basement thing and the conducting present responses at Christmas…hilarious! I can almost hear it, and feel the beat, with Grandmother coming in perfectly on cue for her solo…indeed, very Milkeish. I saw a fellow in the shopping mall this afternoon trying to sell ice-cream, but there were no takers on this cold and windy day. Fancy coming over and giving him some business my friend…?

  19. Honie Briggs says:

    Indoor camping! Yes, that’s the way to do it. Excellent interview, and I couldn’t agree more about the SNL cast, they were the best ever. Although I did also love Steve Martin and Eddie Murphy.

    • Oh, I so agree with Eddie Murphy. That guy was a one man show in the early ’80. No one could touch him.

      Believe it or not, Steve Martin was never in an SNL cast. He just hosted the show a whole heckuva lot. He was so very much in sync with the early cast, though.

  20. djmatticus says:

    We never have fewer than four ice cream varieties in the freezer at any time. So, yeah, come on over. We are happy to share.

  21. I’m thinking that camping in the basement is perfect for someone with OCD. Don’t have to worry about all that messy nature stuff. 😀

    Nice interview! And yes, Sarah Gives Thanks is a favorite in our household, too, as long as we get to add a few poo jokes and the odd pun or two along the way.

  22. Daile says:

    I loathe camping and am using your idea of camping next time anyone in my life tries to suggest it. My unwillingness to go camping has actually seen the breakdown of a few relationships…

  23. Lindsey (Currie) Dubois says:

    I take cake with my ice cream. 🙂

    LOVE the idea of camping in your basement! Sounds like you made a magical memory with your child that night. I think, someday when I grow up and have kids, I will do that too. 🙂

    All out great responses! Each one made me smile.

    Wishing you a happy 2014,
    Lindsey

    • I don’t mix my cake and ice cream. I don’t like my desserts competing for my attention. (And that poor cake will always lose.)

      But have you ever had cake batter ice cream, Lindsey? Oh. My. God!

      I am delighted to hear that you are inspired by my camping adventure. Perhaps this could be the start of a new trend! Here’s hoping.

  24. The indoor camping sounds fun. Made a little boy happy, and his dad as well. 🙂
    Your book sounds lovely. Will have to check it out for the grand kids.
    BTW Hook, you run a brisk and interesting interview.

  25. kerbey says:

    Ooooh! Aaaah! That was a nice post!

  26. Aussa Lorens says:

    Mike! Hey, I know that guy!
    And I am right there with you on ice cream in winter– I happily sit in front of my face heater, feeling its fiery wind upon my face as I shove spoonfuls of Ben & Jerry’s in my mouth. Also, I love picturing you standing and conducting the oooohs and aaahs in a very “August Rush” sort of way 🙂

  27. robincoyle says:

    Yowza . . . look at all the comments here. Mike and The Hook are a dynamic duo! Just like me and Batman. If Mike is Rowlf, I peg Hook as Animal. I’m Grover.

  28. Can I just point out Mr Hook, that it is in part thanks to me that you daughter is able to have a copy of the delightful Sarah Gives Thanks book to enjoy! Just sayin’ 😉

    I love the idea of you conducting the Christmas present responses Mike, so funny! I’m also with you on the ice-cream; I try and avoid too much sugar because I have sugar issues, but given a choice, ice-cream every time, whatever the season. Even though I love chocolate, I don’t really like chocolate ice-cream, I like chunks of actual chocolate in the ice-cream but I don’t like the base flavour to be chocolate. I’m just letting you know so that we don’t have any awkward moments, where you’ve bought the wrong ice-cream, when I come to visit.

  29. You are, as always, a delightful interview, Mike. I love that you relate most to Bert. I relate most to Oscar. (I know, that shocks you.) You’re right, Chevy Chase was way too arrogant, and to this day I find him extremely punchable. But Gilda Radner is still one of my comic heroines. When we get out of this Arctic blast we should go have some ice cream.

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