No, I didn’t have that breakdown everyone’s been expecting for years, I’m guesting over at Daile’s blog.
The Wonder of Brisbane offered me the opportunity to sink her blog with my “unique” outlook on love, dating and whatever exists between the two, so how could I resist?
Tired of watching Honey Boo Boo reruns in your underwear while consuming giant blocks of cheese? (Not that you would ever do that. Have you seen how much they want for cheese these days? Even the Kardashinas wouldn’t eat it – if they didn’t consume the souls of virgins for sustenance, that is.) Bored with your life? On the verge of snapping and doing something crazy and illegal like ripping mattress tags from strangers’ homes? Here’s what you need to do:
- Click on the image below.
- Pick your socks up. (They’re about to be knocked off your feet, folks! Lame, but funny nonetheless, right?)
- Thank me later.
Your instructions are complete. Follow them and smiles and laughter will be yours all day long.
Enjoy your day, folks. Until we meet again, see you in the lobby…