My “master” (in my experience it’s wise to humor the big guy every once in awhile.), has had one heck of a day off which I’m sure he’ll be filling you in on eventually.
Incidentally, I don’t get the whole social media thing; dogs say volumes with a series of barks or a sniff of a butt.
Hey, don’t judge me, I’ve seen some of the things you humans get up to….
But I digress, that’s happens when you have a short attention -
Here are some of my life rules that have made me the happy, well-adjusted canine that you see today.
1) Nap frequently. I’m useless if I don’t get my eighteen hours a day.
2) Whenever possible, chase squirrels. We all need something to strive for. I have yet to catch one, but that’s not the point. Besides, those little furry devils are plotting something, I just haven’ figured out what yet.
3) Don’t be afraid to eat whatever falls on the floor in front of you. Because you should never deny your palate something new.
4) Bark, just for the heck of it. God gave you a voice for a reason, folks.
5) Never forget to lie in the sun.
6) Always stretch when waking up. I don’t know about you, but I’d be ashamed to get a charley horse.
7) Remember, we were all strays until someone loved us.
8) Never trust a cat. They make squirrels look like angels!
9) Sometimes all it takes to console someone is to cuddle up at their feet. Admittedly, this works better for me, but you get the point, right? Sometimes all we need to heal is to know someone loves us.
10) At least once a day, embrace your inner animal. You humans spend more time thinking than any other creature on this planet, but what has it gotten you? Most of you are miserable. Take a good look at your pets; we know the secret to life is to trust your instincts.
Hello Flysters, lovely to be writing a post here today. Guess what? I have a new article for The Indie Chicks that will be published on Tuesday, May 14th. It is about mistaking fate, and it is for all of us out there who are struggling to land our creative dream jobs. Please give my article some love if you get a chance to pop on over there Tuesday for a good read. I will post the link once it is live. ALSO, The Indie Chicks are having a Badass Blogger contest in which they have a Funniest Blog and Funnies Vlogger category for which you can nominate people
named Becca. Hint, hint. Click here to help me dominate the contest. It’s VERY simple to nominate, but it ends May 15th. That’s next Wednesday.
I posted a tweet last week that looked like this:
This was the result of a deeply reflective moment that I had in my new residence when intrusive thoughts hijacked my brain. Intrusive thoughts are unwelcome involuntary thoughts and images that are upsetting or distressing and can be difficult to manage or eliminate. In my case, they often come in the form of irrational fears. And everyone knows that the most rational reaction to these types of thoughts is to turn to Twitter for comfort.
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I HAVE TO ADMIT, CAT LOVER OR NOT, BECCA HAS GAME! THAT’S ALL FOR NOW, YOU TWO-LEGGED FREAKS!