Ten Reasons I Love My Wife, And A Visit To Miss Four Eyes.

Let me tell you, folks, its been a crazy day: the dog had a major medical emergency that has been nipped in the bud, hence the late start. Now that things are back on track, we can begin….

Click HERE to visit Miss Four Eyes and enjoy a guest post from yours truly. My blogging partner’s site never disappoints so have fun and stay awhile if you can, okay?

Now onto something truly important, my lovely wife’s birthday and our anniversary! I hope you enjoy my blogging tribute to my gal….

After eighteen years of marriage, there are actually a million reasons why I am the luckiest male on this plane of existence, but let’s keep it simple, shall we?

1) She said “yes”. And she was THE ONE – and I don’t mean Neo. And when THE ONE says “yes”, your life just falls into place.

2) Her light keeps the darkness at bay. I have my fair share of demons and dark memories, and while I have no desire to delve into my past here, I’ll say this: my wife negates any pain the past holds for me by simply being a part of my present.

3) Its been eighteen years and she still takes my breath away. And I’ve seen her in labor! She’s a cutie pie, no question. And she gets more beautiful every day of her life.

4) That thing she does with her tongue. She uses it to say “I love you.” What were you expecting? Perverts.

5) She gave me the greatest gift in all the lands, in every universe, on every plane of existence. Our daughter sometimes refers to me as a “comic geek – but in a good way!” However, she loves me and her love is more precious than any treasure. And I have her creator to thank for all the laughs, smiles, cries and priceless moments…

6) Her unwavering faith. No one has ever believed in me so deeply. Even when I’ve given up on myself, she’s there to turn a positive into a negative. I could come home after a disastrous day at the hospitality salt mines with two dollars in my pocket and my pain and frustration melt away in the presence of her smile.

7) She is the greatest daughter on the planet. Excluding my own of course. My father-in-law has had a rough time of it lately – to say the least – but no matter what life has thrown at him, his daughter is there to be his guiding light. My wife’s heart will be split asunder when my father-in-law leaves this world for whatever lies beyond. No parent could possibly ask for a more devoted, loyal child to care for them in their golden years.

8) In spite of her better judgement, she joins me at comic-cons. Comic book conventions aren’t for everyone – to say the least – but my beautiful VampireLover has always been there to prove that even the most hardcore fanboy can score with a hot chick every once in a while…

9) CENSORED! This one is private. Draw your own conclusions, perverts…

10) Her feisty attitude. We were recently standing in line at nofrills – a low-rent grocery store that is always great for people watching and blog fodder – when an off-duty cashier standing in front of us decided the wife was encroaching on her personal shopping space. The cashier pushed VampireLover’s items back with that little bar. The wife pushed back. The cashier pushed back. And so it went.

What happened next shouldn’t have come as a surprise to me at all…

“I’m going to kick her ass!” was the wife’s declaration of war.

The cashier blinked.

I did one of those awkward take-a-look-around-in-an-attempt-to-ignore-a-situation moves to divest myself from the whole ugly mess that fortunately didn’t become any uglier.

But inside I was saying “I love that woman.”

To be clear, I meant VampireLover, not the cashier…

Happy Birthday/Anniversary, wife.

You make my life worth living.

About The Hook

Husband. Father. Bellman. Author of The Bellman Chronicles. Reader of comic books and observer and chronicler of the human condition. And to my wife's eternal dismay, a mere mortal and non-vampire. I'm often told I look like your uncle, cousin, etc. If I wore a hat, I'd hang it on a hat rack in my home in Niagara Falls, Canada. You can call me The Hook, everyone else does.
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112 Responses to Ten Reasons I Love My Wife, And A Visit To Miss Four Eyes.

  1. The Cutter says:

    I assume that the cashier incident didn’t end up in a wild threesome? Either way, happy anniversary!

  2. wherethedaytakesme says:

    You my friend are a very blessed man. And she a very blessed woman. Together may you both share God’s blessings always.

  3. El Guapo says:

    If I didn’t know better, I’d say we were married to the same woman.
    Happy birthday, Vampire Lover!

  4. Happy Birthday to your wife and Happy Happy Anniversary!!!
    🙂

  5. She sounds like a keeper! And so do you, how lovely to write this wonderful post about her! Happy anniversary and wifey birthday 🙂

  6. Pyx says:

    awwww – my husband is looking nervous as I read this out to him, I dont understand why… LOL
    Happy anniversary you two, and happiest of birthday to her!

  7. Great post, I wish you both every happiness…not all marriages are like that…

  8. Catherine Johnson says:

    What an awesome post! Happy anniversary!

  9. Great sincere and fun post. Happy anniversary, you two!

  10. Great post, Happy Birthday to your wife and Happy Anniversary! My heart has been warmed. 🙂

  11. MissFourEyes says:

    The whole post had awwwing. She sounds amazing. Happy birthday to your wife, and a very happy anniversary to you both!

  12. Jonny Eberle says:

    Happy Anniversary! Having someone special with you really makes all the hard work worth it, doesn’t it? I know it makes all the difference for me.

  13. wisejourney says:

    Her light keeps the darkness at bay…how beautiful…. What a Lucy man you are

  14. "HE WHO" says:

    Happy Anniversary and Happy Birthday! You guys are both lucky.

  15. twindaddy says:

    Congrats on 18 years, guys! I’ll certainly never achieve anything so monumental.

  16. abichica says:

    wow! so sweet.. You love your wife so much it gives me hope.. Its such a beautiful thing to witness.. my fav part of the post.. **That thing she does with her tongue**…hahaha… hillarious

  17. Kozo says:

    “She’s a keeper.” Congrats, Hook.

  18. JackieP says:

    Happy Birthday Hookster’s wife! Also, Happy Anniversary to you both. You are both blessed in the love you share for so many years. May the next 18 be filled with love and light!

  19. There. See? Lots of fireworks lighting up the sky in honor of VampireLover’s Birthday and Anniversary. All the best forever ( and with the #1 insight on the list, you’re both bound to have a long happy journey)

  20. Happy Anniversary, Mr and Mrs Hook!

  21. denmother says:

    Awww. Hook, you are awesome! And so is that lady of yours.
    Denmother

  22. vrbridge says:

    I hope my own husband has a list like this somewhere.

  23. Jennifer says:

    Beautiful post, Happy Birthday and congrats on your anniversary. May there be many more happy Hook years together xo

  24. robincoyle says:

    You romantic fool, you. I love it. But I really want to know more about #9.

  25. Kylie says:

    What a lucky couple 🙂

  26. That was so sweet. I hope somebody feels that way about me someday…. and hilarious post with Miss Four Eyes!

  27. The Waiting says:

    That was absolutely beautiful. You guys are what love looks like. Happy birthday to Mrs. The Hook!

  28. Hands down, this is by far my favourite post of yours EVER. EVER!!!
    Number two touched my heart..
    “my wife negates any pain the past holds for me by simply being a part of my present”
    What a beautiful sentence. Wow. Just wow.
    Happy Birthday Mrs.Hook and Happy Anniversary to you both. The world needs more marriages like yours!!
    J

  29. Many Happy Returns and Anniversary!

  30. TBM says:

    happy birthday VampireLover! And Hook, you’re one lucky dude.

  31. mairedubhtx says:

    A very happy birthday to Jackie and a happy anniversary too. This was a very sweet post. Easy to see why you’re in love.

  32. Anka says:

    Sounds like you are lucky man indeed! Congratulations on 18 years of friendship and love. One of my favorite lines was, “my pain and frustration melt away in the presence of her smile.” An absolutely breathtaking post!

  33. munchow says:

    What a great tribute to your wife! And Happy Birthday to her and Happy Anniversary to your both. You seem very lucky both of you. It’s been a while since I have visited your blog, but it’s good to be back, my friend.

  34. O.K., I finally got 2 minutes to tune into your post and guess what you just walked into the house….so when I get 2 minutes again I will be right back…LOL!!!

  35. Mrs. Hook sounds pretty phenomenal. Happy birthday/anniversary, VampireLover! You’re my kind o’ gal.

  36. Lady Lovely says:

    Great dedication! Happy Birthday and Anniversary!

  37. Happy birthday, VampireLover, and Happy Anniversary to you both…!
    With two beautiful females in your life, you’re a lucky man, my dear Hook..!

  38. Thanks everyone for all the birthday and anniversary wishes. Just to let ‘THE HOOK’ know via WordPress (I didn’t want to break this to him in person) I have put up my two new Vampire Diaries and Twilight posters in the bedroom. Our daughter surprised me with them on my birthday. I can’t wait for you to see them…LOL!!!

  39. valleygirl96 says:

    This is so sweet! And for the record, she should’ve kicked that cashier’s ass. Your wife sounds like my kind of gal.

  40. Ah, what a lovely tribute to your wife, Hook. Happy Birthday to her and Happy Anniversary to you both. Eighteen years, what an accomplishment. Congrats!

  41. Steve says:

    Congrats on the 18 years.

  42. Jo Bryant says:

    Give VampireLover my best wishes for her birthday and congrats for the Hooks on 18 years

  43. Gah! You just write the most wonderful things about your wife!! It’s always so beautiful! Your daughter is so lucky to have such wonderful parents and great role-models for love in her life! =D

  44. Obviously you’re one lucky guy to have scored such a chic, but you know what? She’s even luckier because you point out all her best assets! Congratulations on so many years, hope you triple them at the very least! 🙂

  45. julespaige says:

    I really enjoy how you are given three choices to different posts when someone visits you with a ‘like’….you might like this for your Wife…even though it is a bit late…well then ‘love’ is never really late is it?

    http://julesgemsandstuff.blogspot.com/2013/03/love-poem-just-desserts.html

  46. hellokalykitty says:

    Aww :). This post made me smile :). I’ve made fifteen years with my Hunny and we have had ups and downs but he definitely still keeps the darkness at bay (and goes to anime conventions with me ;p. thank you for reminding me to appreciate the awesomeness that I have and congratulations on a monumental achievement 🙂

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