So what the heck am I going to write about?
Here are the facts:
- Monday was dead. Deader than dead, in fact. Whatever that means.
- Tuesday? Still dead. My colleague and I spent 45 minutes without saying a single word to each other. And no one entered the lobby in all that time!
- Winter in my little “village” – I can refer to it any way I like – is always dead, but this is ridiculous! And that is a fact!
I always refer to the winters in a vast hotel as The Shining brought to life. I know that isn’t fair; Shelley Duvall and her kid had Jack Nicholson and a whole gang of demented spirits to keep them busy!
I usually have a whole gang of douchebags to keep me busy but they appear to be keeping their distance the last few days.
However, I did have a real cool, young couple take my services yesterday.
- They were chatty, but not annoying.
- Good-looking, but not vain. Yes, I can admit a guy is good-looking without feeling uncomfortable in my sexuality. So there!
- They had enough luggage to justify calling me, but not enough to make me work too hard!
- They stayed out-of-the-way and let me do my job when it came to packing their car.
- And finally, they tipped me… well!
Short of paying me in comic books and cash, they were the perfect guests!
In total, I’ve had fewer than ten calls in my two days of work, but at least I’ve steered clear of any potentially explosive situations. There have been a few… interesting folks, shall we say?
- There was the old couple – older than dirt – who wanted a booster seat to enable them to see out the window from the french doors in the bathroom! A good view is conducive to a good movement, apparently.
- I had a couple who were the antithesis of my “perfect guests”. Rude, cheap and dumb. But I just didn’t care – for once!
- A woman who was told she couldn’t use her own microwave in her room felt the appropriate response was to pelt an unfortunate houseman with Hot Pockets!
That’s all for now, folks. In closing, let me say that while I’m actually grateful for the smooth ride, a bellman needs the numbers on his side if he hopes to scrape a few bucks together for the family back home.
But summer will be here in no time. As will this little gem of a motion picture…
Until next time, this is your friendly neighborhood bellman/fanboy signing off. Take care of yourselves.
Pelted by Hot Pockets??? And that is a slow day? ….Hahaha!
Slow is a relative term…
I second Susie’s reply – pelted by hot pockets?! what the heck? lol and who brings their own microwave?
Btw – Avengers is going to be goooooooooooood! I heart Thor 😛
You’d be surprised how many people bring their own microwaves! Glad to hear you’re a onboard for The Avengers; cute girls who love superheros are AWESOME!!!
I’m definitely looking forward to the Avengers myself! Take care…
You too! The Avengers should rock hard – I hope!
Hot pockets? Delightful. What fun. Colleagues can be a snore … so be glad they were standing off! xox m
Better him than me!
Your blog is so darn readable. Glad you’ve had a good few days!
That makes two of us, August!
I hope the Hot Pocket pelting was pre- Microwave use. Otherwise, there’s a lawsuit and some reconstructive surgery in there…
Fortunately, no housemen were injured over the course of this tale!
Booster seat??????? That couple must spend a LOT of time in the bathroom. Maybe they wanted their money’s worth from the holiday including bathroom time…
The human race is the strangest species of all of them I think. Hope things get busier for you again, but not TOO busy. If it comes to the worst, you can at least take your family Hot Pockets 🙂 xx
They are tasty, I guess…
They will be back. They always come back.
Very true…
Lol on hte booster seat! Yay! for the perfect couple. A few quiet days is good for recouperation too… is your collegue that boring that you don’t speak, 😉
No, we were both just lost in the vortex of the internet…
I love your life! A booster seat really??? I needed a good chuckle. Sorry it’s so slow where you are right now. Enjoy the quiet before the chaos.
I’ll try…
I thought of you the two nights my husband and I stayed at the Phoenix Sheraton downtown on our trip to Arizona. We tipped well. And the service was fantastic. And then three floors of architecture students descended. I’m not convinced they tipped so well, but they took up lots of elevator space.
Dodging hot pockets: is that a new Canadian sport? Is it in contention for the 2014 Olympics?
It should be! So you’re a good tipper, are you? Good for you!
i can’t wait for The Avengers – recently saw Thor and LOVED IT – this had NOTHING to do with the fact that Thor was played by an Aussie actor BTW…
😉
Thor was okay; Captain America was one of the greatest superhero movies EVER!
Bummer it’s been so dead lately, but as you said, I’m sure it’ll pick up soon! Those darn nice guests…don’t they know you need material to write about!?
They don’t care, Caroline! They have their own concerns that don’t include your buddy The Hook!
Imagining the Hot-Pocket-Pelting woman made my day 🙂
Glad to hear it!
Tee hee hee!!! Hot pockets? Really????
I’ve not seen one of those in forever!!!!! We just throw noodles.
Noodles are awesome too!
hot pockets?! LMAO! sure she wasn’t me? 😉
Now that you mention it….
Great Post LOl.
I cannot wait for that movie. It better not disappoint me like most of the superhero movies which are nothing like the comics or tv shows.
I sure hope not…
If I ever visit I’ll bring comics for your tip! And cash of course!
Sounds awesome to me!
I’m anxiously looking forward to the Avengers myself, except that it is directed by Joss Whedon, which means both that it will be very good, and that someone we know and love will die….
Very true, my friend….
Hot Pockets?
Seriously.
Thanks for a laugh. Maybe the slowdown came at a good time so you can fully recover from illness. I know, I know, it doesn’t pay the bills!
No it doesn’t, but you’re probably right nonetheless!
See, there IS a use for Hot Pockets ! Who knew ‘secret weapon’ would be it….
For everything there is a purpose, right?
Honey, I’m Home!!!
Happy to hear you’re feeling better. You’ve managed to write a great post for someone who had a slow week. But, then, with guests like those, you come pretty well armed. I don’t know which is the hardest to get out of my mind…the vision of a microwave smuggling, hot-pocket firing, irate soccer mom, two ancient voyeurs peeking through french doors from a potty booster, or Jack Nicholas chopping at the door…Oh well, I do look forward to all the “Real Comic Book” characters in the same movie. Bless You
paul
And you as well, Paul. Your kind words are always appreciated.
At least they were Hot Pockets and not frozen pies. They hurt. A lot.
Sounds like they would!
Hot Pockets? Softer than toaster pop-ups? (but gravy-ish ooze instead of syrup and sugar?) May more entertainment arrive shortly.
I’m sure it will…
Even if you have nothing to tell, I enjoy reading what you actually have to tell. I guess quiet is all relative. It almost sounds like you are missing your regular douchebags? Enjoy life while you can, they will soon be back again. And remember the best things in life doesn’t require any money – like a good story.
Very true, my friend. Thank you for the compliment; a writer’s goal is to engage his audience, no matter what he has to work with!
A booster seat? What a mighty fine idea 🙂
Got you thinking, did it?
did he throw them back at her?
He should have…
hey busy man..
a good tip with a couple wanting booster seats .. haha
quite different experiences you had ..
isnt it!
😉
I lead quite the life at times, it’s true…
I’m sooooo looking forward to this movie! I’m reading the comics to be prepared 😀
You rock! I love girls who read comics!
thanks Hook….entertaining as always.
Have to confess…have no idea what a hot pocket is….but it sounds dangerous.
You have no idea….
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Aww, I’m blushing…
I think you should be very proud that you can claim you have nothing to write about and still generate a few dozen comments! It’s a sign of success!
Thanks! I felt good about it!
So the antithesis of perfect guests must be one of a kind to top the chart beating the Hot Pocket pelter! Found my way to the hook through Susie’s post. You maintain an entertaining blog
I do what I can…
Booster seats in the restroom?? That’s one I haven’t heard before.
I’ve heard of them, but not for this particular reason…
An entertaining read once again!
That’s what I’m here for, after all!
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Hot pockets, huh? You have to admire the quick thinking. I say….”Free Lunch”.
Great way to lok at it!