This is The Hook with an on-the-spot, in-the-moment report!
As I’m writing away, a family of douchebags – not a single brain among the five of them – is standing in the lobby as Dad brings in item after item. They’ve refused help – angrily – and the mountain of crap is growing…
- Duffel bags.
- Plastic shopping bags.
- Canvas bags. Can’t these douchenozzles afford a suitcase, just one?
- Assorted loose pairs of shoes.
- Cases of water.
- Beer. Of course!
- Two coolers.
I even ask again, and still they refuse. They walk aback and forth to the van – of course they’ve refused valet parking – and grandma and the little daughter pace nervously in the lobby as the mountain of crap continues to stretch out across the floor.
What kind of rat bastard refuses to attend to the needs of his family? In order to save $5, this moron made four trips through the hotel to the room and an additional trip to park the van! I don’t know exactly why this has angered me so, but the whole situation is so pointless.
People refuse to exercise common sense and treat their loved ones with respect. This entire family looks like a pack of pathetic losers led by an ignorant, impotent son of a bitch who chooses to stay in a full-service hotel and then bristles at the thought of a bellman.
You may think me harsh, but I see this sort of thing almost… every… day!
And no, I’m not on any sort of medication or enrolled in an anger management program! I just release as the anger builds. Thank God for blogs and books, right?