No, this isn’t The Hook’s first foray into erotic fiction.
This is the story of what happens when employees push the limits of “What happens at the hotel, stays at the hotel”.
It just doesn’t work that way, folks
I have long-standing rule regarding the chronicling of my fellow employees lives, which of course doesn’t apply to former co-workers. So here we go..
The Hook was standing in the lobby waiting for guests to check in when Housekeeper X, the lobby maid, strolled by and decided to add a little flavor to my day.
HOUSEKEEPER X: Hey, how’s it goin’. Mr. Bellman?
THE HOOK: The same as usual, unfortunately! How about you?
HOUSEKEEPER X: Well, one of your co-workers stood me up last night!
THE HOOK: Really? Wait a minute, I thought you had a boyfriend!
HOUSEKEEPER X: So?
THE HOOK: Never mind…
This conversation explained away so much of Housekeeper X’s future behaviour.
Like a couple of weeks later, when she had sex with another bellman at 2 am on a Saturday night in the back of a moving convertible driven by yet another bellman!
The same two bellmen and Housekeeper X became inseparable in the coming weeks, and while she kept her lustful acts limited to just the one bellman, she saw no harm in engaging in said acts while in the company of the other!
Of course, her new friends felt it necessary to share their tales of debauchery with all of us. Their greatest tale was, fittingly, the climax of their relationship.
While enjoying a few drinks at a restaurant across the street from the hotel, my fellow bellmen decided to test Housekeeper X’s limits by suggesting a threesome. Much to their surprise, they quickly discovered she had no limits.
In full view of several of their fellow employees who were in attendance, the terrible trio made their way to a Best Western across the street to make sordid history. Two days later, The Hook walked into the Bell Room and was greeted by one of the trio.
BELLMAN X: Hey Hook, guess what I did?
Naturally, the story grew legs and ran like a rabid cheetah through the hotel! Housekeeper X had failed to show up for work post-threeway, which was probably for the best.
The worst part of this whole sordid mess was the fact Housekeeper X, at some point during her tenure at the hotel, had claimed to have had an abortion! I found it difficult to take her seriously though, considering her activities outside of work, but I don’t imagine this was the sort of thing young ladies lie about.
Either way, this particular young lady was one for the record books.
And although she left the hotel, her appetite for bellmen hadn’t been satisfied yet. She started a brief “relationship” with yet another bellman after cyber-chatting! Her boyfriend was still in the picture, by the way.
I don’t know where Housekeeper X is these days, but I hope she’s grown up and found a less dangerous path to walk.
Hey, a guy can hope, right?
See you in the lobby, kids…