Fun On The Phone With The Hook!

THE HOOK: Hello, Bell Desk, how may I help you?

RANDOM HORNY GUEST : (With prominent foreign accent) Yes, I paid for the deluxe adult movie package which was supposed to last for 12 hours and I just came back to my room and I don’t have it anymore.

THE HOOK: ( Switchboard strikes again!) Just to be clear sir, you paid for twelve hours of adult films, and now a few hours later, you want to watch more, but they’re not available?

RHG: Yes, I had them last night but I went for breakfast this morning and now they’re not there. It didn’t last.

THE HOOK: So I guess one could say the length of your package has shrunk to nothing!

RHG: (Completely oblivious) Yes, that’s why I’m calling!

THE HOOK: (Why waste a good opportunity?) You don’t have a girlfriend, sir?

RHG: No, no girlfriend! Can you help me?

At this point it’s important to note there was at least a minute of silence while The Hook contemplated his next move VERY carefully.

THE HOOK: I don’t know why they transferred you to me sir, but I’ll put you through to the Front Desk. They’ll be able to help you with your package.

RHG: Thank you so much!

THE HOOK: Believe me sir, it’s been my pleasure.

It should also be noted that this entire post was just an excuse to use a random Bree Olson shot! By the way, Bree’s the one on the bottom – the one being straddled by the other “actress”.

About The Hook

Husband. Father. Bellman. Author of The Bellman Chronicles. Reader of comic books and observer and chronicler of the human condition. And to my wife's eternal dismay, a mere mortal and non-vampire. I'm often told I look like your uncle, cousin, etc. If I wore a hat, I'd hang it on a hat rack in my home in Niagara Falls, Canada. You can call me The Hook, everyone else does.
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44 Responses to Fun On The Phone With The Hook!

  1. Scriptor Obscura says:

    Hahaha!…if this kind of stuff happens to you at your job on a regular (or even occasionally regular) basis, you will never cease to be entertained!
    Whatever else happens, at least you will never be bored!
    I like your wickedly funny sense of humor.

  2. penpusherpen says:

    Might have known, gratuitous blogging excuse for girl on girl piccie…tsk!! 😉 xPenx

  3. Hahahahaha….very funny. What can you say ?? !! 🙂

  4. Hmmmm….If I comment, it will just start gossip…but DAMN…

  5. Mindless Rambler says:

    Great! I love this blog :o)

  6. elenamusic says:

    Aw, c’mon, that photo wasn’t necessary!

    *shakes head*

    But that’s funny the guy didn’t get your sarcasm. But then again, someone who pays for 12 hours of “programming” isn’t joking around.

  7. Jackie Paulson 1966 says:

    Ok that was sosoosos cooool. You wanted to show that photo and made up that story, how creative. Loved it. 🙂

  8. Tom Huff says:

    Great pic! What was the article about?? Somrthing wrong with my mouse, can’t scroll up past the pic…darn mouse.

    The pic is very nasty, can you include more in your posts? :p

  9. Ahh.. An excuse to put up that pic…(nods her head) 😉 Should have known… N i was starting to think you have the most entertaining job… tsk… 🙂

  10. bmj2k says:

    I simply don’t know where to begin, but if I dit it would be something along the lines of “12 hours of porn???? No wonder he has a problem with his package.”

  11. mindslam says:

    That was really funny! Great pic to go along with the creative writing!

  12. eva626 says:

    i always find your convos with the guests so hilarious! lol

  13. erbdex says:

    Man! i already feel like reblogging this one!
    Including the ladies, of-course.

  14. oldancestor says:

    Thanks for the reminder to appreciate the fact that I have a job with no customer contact!

  15. mbwilliams says:

    hilarious! To be fair it sounded like you restrained yourself…good call with the pic 🙂

  16. William says:

    That was just great. Man, I remember working at a Doubletree here in Georgia (the American state, not the country). I was a houseman, which placed me one rung below the housekeepers. I lasted about a month.

  17. Hey, I respect your point of view here- I found this site by searching Google but didn’t anticipate such excellent information- Nice job!

  18. Those girls are HOT! Nice work Hook…keep the eye candy coming.

  19. georgefurth says:

    Have you read “Vox”? Do so.

  20. You have WAY too much fun at your job, Hook! It’s just not right. And who the hell is Bree Olsen. Those girls could be identical twins, anyway. Ps thanks for all the likes!!!

    • The Hook says:

      Bree Olson is an adult film star and a former girlfriend of Charlie Sheen. Than again, who isn’t, right?
      As for the likes, you earned each and every one!

  21. WordsFallFromMyEyes says:

    You are SO funny. I love your page when I come by :). You are CHOICE.

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