THE HOOK: Hello, Bell Desk, how may I help you?
RANDOM HORNY GUEST : (With prominent foreign accent) Yes, I paid for the deluxe adult movie package which was supposed to last for 12 hours and I just came back to my room and I don’t have it anymore.
THE HOOK: ( Switchboard strikes again!) Just to be clear sir, you paid for twelve hours of adult films, and now a few hours later, you want to watch more, but they’re not available?
RHG: Yes, I had them last night but I went for breakfast this morning and now they’re not there. It didn’t last.
THE HOOK: So I guess one could say the length of your package has shrunk to nothing!
RHG: (Completely oblivious) Yes, that’s why I’m calling!
THE HOOK: (Why waste a good opportunity?) You don’t have a girlfriend, sir?
RHG: No, no girlfriend! Can you help me?
At this point it’s important to note there was at least a minute of silence while The Hook contemplated his next move VERY carefully.
THE HOOK: I don’t know why they transferred you to me sir, but I’ll put you through to the Front Desk. They’ll be able to help you with your package.
RHG: Thank you so much!
THE HOOK: Believe me sir, it’s been my pleasure.
It should also be noted that this entire post was just an excuse to use a random Bree Olson shot! By the way, Bree’s the one on the bottom – the one being straddled by the other “actress”.
- Exclusive: Charlie Sheen Goddess Bree Olson’s Senior Picture (crushable.com)