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And So It Begins…
My day began as it always does: I stepped over the threshold of concrete and glass and pledged my allegiance to the Niagara Falls hospitality industry. For nine Earthly hours to be precise, although it should be noted that time … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged families, hotels, kids, March Break, parents, The Hook, travel
70 Comments
How To Wake Your Child On A Weekday…
Author’s note: It’s Monday. If you were expecting a clever title, you’re out of luck… FACT#1: Children love to sleep, not nearly as much as we’d like them to, and never when we desire, but they love to sleep nonetheless. … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged 25ToFly, Gangnam Style, Jo Bryant, Joseph Mancini, Kristen Lamb, Le Clown, Parenting, parents, The Bellman Chronicles, Vina Kent
95 Comments
Holiday Hi-jinks!
Where to begin? What about a Travel Tip? LET YOUR KIDS BE KIDS! Too many people send their children to my desk to secure a cart. Never mind the fact there are over 900 rooms in my hotel and thousands of strangers … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Employees, Humor, Life, Postaweek2011, Social Commentary, Travel, Uncategorized
Tagged grumpy man, New Year, parents, rotten mood, The Flash
79 Comments
The Edge of Christmas – And The Hook’s Limits!
THE SCENE: Early Saturday morning - Christmas Eve to be exact – at the Bell Desk. The phone rings. INQUISITIVE FEMALE GUEST: Yes, I am in room… It should be noted the not technically young lady had a heavy Old Country accent, which … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Hotel Employees, Hotel Life, Humor, Life, Postaweek2011, Social Commentary, Travel, Uncategorized
Tagged Christmas Eve, douchebags, Luggage, parents, travel
64 Comments
THE HOOK’S DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO TIPPING AND SERVICE.
First off, this post was inspired by my fellow blogger Nicole of nicoleandgwendolyn.com, who inspired me to revisit my feelings about my profession. Here are some of the results. THE BASICS… Be nice – to everyone. It’s not always easy, … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Hotel Employees, Hotel Life, Humor, Life, Postaweek2011, Social Commentary, Travel, Uncategorized
Tagged charles ingalls, exercise patience, frustration level, parents
83 Comments
Great Expectations….
In the Marvel Universe, there exists a giant, bald alien character named The Watcher whose sworn duty is to observe and record the actions of extraordinary beings as they stride across the Earth, forever changing all those around them. I’m a … Continue reading
Posted in Comic Books, Hotel Employees, Hotel Life, Humor, Life, Postaweek2011, Social Commentary, Travel, Uncategorized
Tagged Cheerleading, Marvel Universe, parents, Tourism, Watcher
66 Comments
Why Do We Travel?
It’s a valid question, especially when you consider the current economic climate and the storm clouds that are quickly converging on North America. Most people can’t even afford to put mouldy bread on their table, yet they’re willing to whip out … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Employees, Hotel Life, Humor, Life, Postaweek2011, Social Commentary, Travel, Uncategorized
Tagged grandparents, kids, parents, Tourism, travel
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An Elevator Ride With The Hook…
You never know what you’ll overhear… A prototypical middle-aged couple recently decided an elevator – filled with departing guests – was the perfect place to discuss their child’s artistic leanings: BEWILDERED DAD: I just don’t get it, (long sigh) what’s … Continue reading →